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****STAR SPOTTING NEWS****

Andu Peters turned up to the opening of a Manchester Supermarket. He was so camp that I nearly pitched a tent.

It was years ago, I think he was in the broom cupboard at the time. He was quite good, but the event was awful.

er... that's it!
 
I wonder if he hated Edd the Duck like Schofield hated Gordon the Gopher...
 
I've reached a new low. I've just met Andy Crane.

He was a children's TV presenter from the 90's I think.

BEAT THAT

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I saw John Leslie opening a shop in Glasgow once. Before all the rapes.
 
I used to watch a kid's show called Wonderama in the 70s/ Three hours with an audience full of kids, and they would attract a fair amount of A-List guests every week.

Anyway the host was a handsome man named Bob McAllister. I once spotted him at an amusement park -- he wasn't making an appearance, he was just there with his family. Without his pancake makeup his cheeks were weird shades of green -- he must have had an acne problem or something. But he still seemed like a fun guy.

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We had Toby Anstis at our shopping centre. One of the least memorable broom cupboard inhabitants, even when he was on tv.
 
Apparently Shatner's riding his V-8 powered tricycle practically right past my house tomorrow. If I had the time I'd try to get some pics, but I don't have the time.
 
Someone told us Tom Jones was eating pizza at a local restaurant, but when we got there they said he'd already left. :(
 
I remember having star-fucking stories all the time, before I started working from home. Sigh.
 
Toby Anstiss is a good shout. He's beaten my Andy Crane.

Shatner is TOO GOOD for this thread lol!
 
Someone told us Tom Jones was eating pizza at a local restaurant, but when we got there they said he'd already left. :(

Was it like that time you could have seen Mr T at the mall?
 
I saw Lisa Riley getting out of a taxi once.
 
THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
 
I wouldn't even recognise her on tv.
 
My mum told me that a neighbour told her she saw "the two black women from Gogglebox" in Glasgow yesterday and got a selfie with them. My mum has seen this selfie but I haven't, so I don't know if this counts.
 
When I was young I went to a pantomime that stared Johnny Ball.
 
I think I saw Mary Beard in Waterloo Station the other day, but it could've been any other old woman.
 
These are all perfect responses...

I am clearly having to up my game.
 
My sister and my niece were at a hotel at the beach yesterday and took a picture with Honey Boo Boo's mom. MOMMA JUNE. Srsly, I saw the picture.
 
Nicholas Hoult, corner of Sherbrooke and av du Parc, today at around 5:30 p.m.
 
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