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Star Trek: Generations

Cassie

Cassie

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THE CLOWN CAN STAY, BUT THE FERENGI IN THE GORILLA SUIT HAS TO GO! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
Kirk should have gone down with his ship. Or down on some hot alien chick on his ship. Or down on some hot alien chick while his ship went down. He should have gone down anyway...

What are we talking about?
 
The commentary on Generations is really good because it's just Ron Moore and Brannon Braga apologising for the whole thing.
 
WTF is up with the Joy Nexus anyway? Picard's dream kids were straight out of Dickens, and he had a whole herd of them! ALSO, they were all so well behaved I wanted to strangle them right there by their fancy Christmas tree. ONE of them should have peed on Picard a little.
 
Yeah, you know Kirk would have had some of those green girls on their knees in the real joy nexus.
 
Generations is possibly the worst TNG film ever. I'm torn between it and Insurrection and will only see Nemecyst if strapped down, "Clockwork Orange" style and forced to watch it. It may be the worst of all Trek films in all history, although that takes some doing.
 
The movie had a giant phallic rocket launcher, which was its only saving grace.
 
Data is really annoying in this movie, normally I find his lack of emotions dead sexay, but my attraction to him is gone forever after seeing his terrible emotion geek face on the space station.

LOL, I saw the movie last night for the first time in years! I had completely forgotten most of it. THE JOY NEXUS, MY ASS!
 
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