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Star Trek: Generations

Cassie

Cassie

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THE CLOWN CAN STAY, BUT THE FERENGI IN THE GORILLA SUIT HAS TO GO! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
I am torn as to which option to pick.
 
Kirk should have gone down with his ship. Or down on some hot alien chick on his ship. Or down on some hot alien chick while his ship went down. He should have gone down anyway...

What are we talking about?
 
The commentary on Generations is really good because it's just Ron Moore and Brannon Braga apologising for the whole thing.
 
I, of course, went with the penis option.
 
All goes according to plan.
 
WTF is up with the Joy Nexus anyway? Picard's dream kids were straight out of Dickens, and he had a whole herd of them! ALSO, they were all so well behaved I wanted to strangle them right there by their fancy Christmas tree. ONE of them should have peed on Picard a little.
 
For a place that gives you everything you want, there was a surprising lack of blow jobs
 
Yeah, you know Kirk would have had some of those green girls on their knees in the real joy nexus.
 
Generations is possibly the worst TNG film ever. I'm torn between it and Insurrection and will only see Nemecyst if strapped down, "Clockwork Orange" style and forced to watch it. It may be the worst of all Trek films in all history, although that takes some doing.
 
Well while Picard had his pansy party, at least Kirk had wood.
 
Are we all on sime kind of star trek?
 
The movie had a giant phallic rocket launcher, which was its only saving grace.
 
Picard just wanted well behaved european children in his fantasy family.
 
The roof of the bridge looked different.
 
Data is really annoying in this movie, normally I find his lack of emotions dead sexay, but my attraction to him is gone forever after seeing his terrible emotion geek face on the space station.

LOL, I saw the movie last night for the first time in years! I had completely forgotten most of it. THE JOY NEXUS, MY ASS!
 
Life forms...

you little life forms
 
NOBODY WANTS TO HUMP THIS MOVIE!
 
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