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Star Trek Picard season 3
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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The Question
Eternal
The Borg, I have little doubt, had a grand old time ASSimilating Species 69.
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Jeez, thing the Borg were terrifying before...
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Like Picard is on trial again, only this time it's more like the Seinfeld finale.
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If it's KurtzmanTrek ships, how would you be able to spot the differences? Titan-A is almost identical to the DiscoPrise.
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By crashing it into Marina Sirtis's butt.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Are they crazier than Species 8472?
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They come from a savory, pale golden dimension known as Cheese Space.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
I once knew a Ferret Lord from Cheese Space...
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I don't know about the rest of you, but I've certainly been able to hold a grudge over a betrayal 30 years ago, especially after being ghosted after the fact. So Jean-Luc's grudge against Ro rings true to me somehow.
Or maybe I'm just an asshole. I dunno.
Or maybe I'm just an asshole. I dunno.
StarMan™
Well-known member
Yuck. I'm thinking Constitution, Excelsior, Reliant and the legendary OBERTH. And the TNG series / movie era ones ... Ambassador, Akira -- wait, we ran out of money.
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I don't get KurtzmanTrek design ethos, anyway. "We can't make ships designed in the '60s look like they were designed in the '60s! That's so daaaaaaated! We'll make them look like ships designed in 1987, instead!"
Um... :hmmm:
Um... :hmmm:
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
It's fine. They seem to be doing a throwback thing design-wise now. NOSTALGIA.
The Question
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Except for the whole "BLUE NEON X-TREME!" note on all of it... Very Andrew Probert of them, I guess.
Not that it was a bad thing in TMP, where it was subtle. And even in TNG, when they'd show a Miranda-class or Excelsior-class, the whole thing wasn't doused in blue neon. But as of KurtzmanTrek, it's like retroactively every Starfleet ship from NX-01 to the Intrepid shown in Picard S3 has a level of technological advancement measured by 0.000x%.
Same level of absurdity as having a TOS-era D7 show up in Voyager, but even then, they at least wrote in an excuse for using such an old ship. As of Picard Season 3, (Strange New Worlds version of) Pike's Enterprise would show up and nobody would even notice it isn't a contemporary ship.
Not that it was a bad thing in TMP, where it was subtle. And even in TNG, when they'd show a Miranda-class or Excelsior-class, the whole thing wasn't doused in blue neon. But as of KurtzmanTrek, it's like retroactively every Starfleet ship from NX-01 to the Intrepid shown in Picard S3 has a level of technological advancement measured by 0.000x%.
Same level of absurdity as having a TOS-era D7 show up in Voyager, but even then, they at least wrote in an excuse for using such an old ship. As of Picard Season 3, (Strange New Worlds version of) Pike's Enterprise would show up and nobody would even notice it isn't a contemporary ship.