Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[The Tomtrek]

Lucas cut a young Han Solo out of RotS because even he knew it would be a bad idea.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I would quite like to see the Yoda Back story (First individual story told)

However, the requirement for the main character to be entirely CGI and with a speech impediment may be limiting.

I hope there's a steamy romance plot with Yaddle.

 

[whisky]

Young doesn't have to mean "boy".

Could be a Solo in his mid twenties who has just taken over the falcon, with Chewie at his side.

 

[whisky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah but that would be just as bad. Which actor in his twenties could compare with the RAW SEXUALITY of Harrison Ford?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

JGL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT EVEN JGL.

 

[whisky]

That was Ryan Kwanten in the picture, BTW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh yeah.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Hey apparently Carrie Fisher will be in this movie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunion!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It wouldn't be the same without George Carlin.

 

[Sarek]

Hey apparently Carrie Fisher will be in this movie.

As "Leia The Hutt"

 

[Aquehonga]

Hey apparently Carrie Fisher will be in this movie.

Maybe she'll be pulling a "Spock Prime"? I mean doing what Nimoy did in/for st '09 for Episode VII.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Leia is all bitter in her old age because it turns out that her mom was actually a monster to her in the 18 seconds they were both alive at the same time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shatner could really do some great work trolling this movie with both JJ and Fisher involved.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.avclub.com/articles/today-in-star-wars-reports-michael-arndt-is-no-lon,104695/

So it turns out it doesn't have a script yet. That doesn't sound encouraging. AND YEAH Lawrence Kasdan wrote (the final draft of) Empire, but has he done anything good since then?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah but most of them were in the 80s.

2012 Darling Companion (written by)
2003 Dreamcatcher (screenplay)
1999 Mumford (written by)
1994 Wyatt Earp (written by)
1992 The Bodyguard (written by)
1991 Grand Canyon (written by)
1988 The Accidental Tourist (screenplay)
1985 Silverado (written by)
1983 The Big Chill
1981 Continental Divide (written by)
1981 Body Heat (written by)
1981 Raiders of the Lost Ark (screenplay)

AND JJ'S GOT HIS PAWS ON IT TOO -- HEY LET'S ADD A BLINDING LENS FLARE HERE YEAH

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if in 30 years we'll get a comic series based on Michael Arndt's unused script.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Naw. In 10 years we'll get a Joss Whedon remake.