Star Wars: The Last Jedi

[CaptainWacky]

Not enough Lando.

 

[The Question]

"You darn kids get off my planet!"

 

[whisky]

Its the B sharps of trailers, great the first time, then less great with each subsequent viewing.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The music had a tinge of Harry Potter to it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Thor: Ragnarok trailer has ruined all other trailers forever.

(Of course the next Last Jedi trailer will probably show a lot more in the way of action and locations ad hopefully cool aliens and robots.)

 

[whisky]

It would be intersting to watch the first ep 7 trailer and this one simulataneously to see how well the timings match up, jump scare start, Rey character moment, Poe and BB8 with an X wing exploding, space/air battle, the falcon, Luke voice over.

But like you said, I would probably have enjoyed it a lot more if the Thor Ragnarok trailer was yet to come out.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Rogue One trailers were better, too. But it's only a teaser. I'm glad at least this doesn't give any of the plot away.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And nothing from the Rogue One trailer was actually in the movie.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Remember when JJ Abrams went on Conan and showed a second and a half of a blurry Spock falling through a fiery landscape?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fucking mystery box.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

don't you mean

uh

t8e last jedi? sure let's go with that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-episode-ix-and-next-indiana-jones-get-release-dates

Star Wars: Episode IXis now set for release on May 24, 2019. Directed by Colin Trevorrow, the film will close out the third Star Wars trilogy.

It really annoys me that 7 and 8 come out at Christmas then 9 comes out in summer. Just fire Trevorrow, hire Lucas and delay it for six months!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

They've said they're shifting all star warses to may, which means that han solo comes out three weeks after infinity war and episode ix comes out three weeks after infinity gauntlet but

it doesn't look like disney has anything scheded for december now so???

idk

 

[CaptainWacky]

Surprise Pet Avengers movie in December.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe December is when they'll release all their live action remakes of classic animations that don't need live action remakes and really how is The Lion King live action when it's entirely cgi? That's just a different style of animation. Infact, come to think of it, the original Lion King used a bunch of cgi already. The stampede sequence had cgi wildebeest and crowd simulation because no one could hand draw it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Same goes for the ballroom dancing scene in the animated Beauty and the Beast, or any scene where the camera did a 360 around the characters.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

oh, yeah, they've got this in the next decembers:
Tues 12/25/18 MARY POPPINS RETURNS
12/20/19 UNTITLED DISNEY FAIRY TALE (Live Action)

which, eeeh? these don't seem like four quadrant films.

 

[The Question]

In Mary Poppins Returns, Mary Poppins will be played by Michelle Gomez and her vagina will be played by a cyberman.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The "live action" Jungle Book was pretty good, TO BE FAIR (though it changed things from the original whereas Beauty And The Beast seems to be straight remake that even Angela Lansbury didn't understand.)

 

[Loktar]

In Mary Poppins Returns, Mary Poppins will be played by Michelle Gomez and her vagina will be played by a cyberman.

And the spoonful of sugar will be replaced by crack cocaine.