Star Wars: The Last Jedi

[The Question]

And the spoonful of sugar will be replaced by crack cocaine.

In a poignant and heartwarming homage to the original film, of course.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Finn elbowing the girl out of the cover because he just wants to be with Poe. It's pretty awkward.

 

[The Tomtrek]

LOTS OF COOL NEW PICTURES OF THE YOUNG AND OLD STAR WAS PEOPLE.

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/star-wars-the-last-jedi-cover-portfolio

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where's Snap Wexley.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

i literally came here to post that

its good

 

[Volpone]

For some reason, my brain keeps translating this into "Star Wars: The Littlest Jedi."

I blame everything from "Muppet Babies" to "The Ewok Adventure."

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Star Wars: Han Solo having its director quit < 1 year before the film is supposed to be released is probably good news right

 

[CaptainWacky]

And after 90% of the movie's alredy been filmed.

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/star-wars-han-solo-kathleen-kennedy-director-fired-1202473919/

“It was a culture clash from day one,” the source said. “She didn’t even like the way they folded their socks.”

It was about socks.

 

[whisky]

So they make a film about young characters, and hire very successful young directors, then fire them because the old man writer, the old woman producer, disagree with them on the tone of the film, then bring in another old man director to take over.

And the film is meant to be for a young audience?

Dick move Disney.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just don't get how they managed to film for five months before realising that they weren't right for the movie. Did Kathleen Kennedy think "well the first two months they kept putting in jokes I don't like but maybe the next three will be better!"

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

probably kennedy came in and overruled editing choices or whatever and they said fuck this

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She saw a Klingon in a crowd scene and a vein in her head burst.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"The first film didn't even have a number"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I found that behind the scene look much, MUCH more exciting than the "look here's each character from the movie for a second" teaser trailer.

 

[whisky]

Chewie sitting at a camp fire under a full sized falcon, FTW!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

only five months until stormpilot is canon...