STARBUCKS PRANCES PRECARIOUSLY WITH STIFF SWIGS TO THE RUIN OF THE TOILET SEAT!

[curiousa2z]

it was bound to happen.

 

[Gagh]

A clever parody thread in TEH MINE FIELD SHOCKER?

 

[CaptainWacky]

So you mean Starbucks is in the coffee place, rather than the BSG character(s)? I'D LIKE TO SEE THAt.

 

[starbys]

My latte was cold.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd prefer it were the BSG character. I despise the coffee franchise.

 

[starbys]

Fuck. *erase, erase, erase*

*cancels gift order*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AWWWWWWWWWW shucks I'm sorry!

Just send the cash.

 

[starbys]

You just have to promise to take me out for coffee if we should ever visit NY

 

[Dr Dave]

My latte was cold.

Take it back and toss it at them.

 

[starbys]

What good would that do?

Padawan... you ask them nicely to heat it up. THEN you toss it at them and tell them you want your money back.

 

[Cassie]

What did the toilet seat ever do to Starbuck?

 

[whisky]

Thats how she got pregnent.

 

[Dr Dave]

and got herpies

 

[whisky]

She got William Shatners herpies

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not as nice as William Shakespeare's Herpes. But still a status symbol.

 

[Love Child]

Starbucks does not even have my favorite flavor anymore-Irish Creme

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK THEM AND THEIR WAYS.

 

[curiousa2z]

The Bastards!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SEE? LIKE I WAS SAYIN

 

[Dr Dave]

I just want Coffee flavored coffee