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Steve McQueen

eloisel

eloisel

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I remember him. He's been dead for more than 30 years. Why is he suddenly trending?
Yes, he was cool for back then and would probably still be considered cool today except he'd be in his 80s.
Maybe he'd be in pretty good shape for his age and post a pic of himself wearing nothing but part of a towel low on his hips.
Maybe he and Geraldo could compare physiques.
Maybe I will win the lottery tonight and wake up tomorrow 20 years younger.
If I had a choice - 20 years younger or 160 million dollars, which would I choose?
I could almost buy a new body for 160 million dollars.
However, it would still be old.
Hmmm.... if I could retain what I know now and be 20 years younger it would probably be a great exchange.
Except I'd want to be 30 years younger. No - 40 years younger.
Maybe I could start all over again and have a 160 million dollars in the bank growing interest until I reach 30.
Yeah. That would be best.
 
what would you do differently if you could go back in time? Not join TK? That's what I would do



oh and like most Hollywood leading men of his time, Steve McQueen was in-closet gay. Hope that hasn't shattered your fantasies
 
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I wouldn't have started smoking, wouldn't have married my second husband, would have gone to college much sooner, would have always been a vegetarian, wouldn't have felt so bad about myself because stupid boys said mean things about the size of my butt, would have gone to the dentist more, would have worried a whole lot less about the things I can't change, would have prayed more, would have been more generous to some and less generous to others and put more money in the bank. Lots of things I'd do a little differently, gone left instead of right, stayed in bed instead of going out on a rainy and miserable day, went to the doctor sooner instead of being sick for days with something a shot could make a whole lot better quickly. TK is so far down on the list of things I'd change I might not ever get to it even if I could go back to the beginning. Of course, because of having lived my life differently I may never have come to TK at all.
 
I would do nothing "differently".

It is a waste of time to dwell on the subject.

Life is life. No regrets, no "what if's and no do overs. Therefore, waxing nostalgic over what you would do differently serves no purpose and is illogical.
 
Do none of you care that there's a hot young actor named Steven McQueen that is causing twitter to trend? That's the point of this stupid thread, isn't it?
 
You are incorrect, FW. The trend was about Steve McQueen - was cool but has been dead long time.
Furthermore, I only twitter when I have to and that will never be.
 
Just saying because if it had been the scruffy tweener you are going on about, I'd have paid no attention.

Besides, I have a boyfriend now. He is a little younger than me. He is kind of on the handsome side. As guys go, he's okay. He isn't very good at dressing himself. Which is okay for the most part. If we're still with each other at Christmas time I'll buy him some new shirts and a jacket, maybe some dress pants and socks. He grooms himself well enough but then he puts on stupid shirts and what I think may have been plaid pants at one time. He cooks though and he is a very good cook. That's a plus. And, he cleans! And, he is really tall. I like really tall. And, he is funny. That is the best part. He is funny without being mean. Yeah. Tweener up there doesn't do it for me. He's all yours.
 
I see. As you have never posted a true picture of yourself, even though I have requested several times, by your own reasoning, you do not exist.

I will take applications for a new "piece of shit on my shoe" immediately.

I would say farewell, my little dumpling doodle pie, but you don't exist!
 
Its almost like thinking about my parents fucking, only in a more perverse way.
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
you mean if you could go back and do it all again you would choose to be an overweight donut-munching security guard? That's pretty dedicated
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Much like your recollections of the "Great DLA Coup", your perceptions of reality and actual reality bear little resemblance to each other.
 
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