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Steve McQueen

Sarek said:
Much like your recollections of the "Great DLA Coup", your perceptions of reality and actual reality bear little resemblance to each other.
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OO/VKD does not exist. You haven't seen a true, verifiable pic of him either - have you?
 
My dearest non-existent OO/VKD/BN (BN = Boring Nothing)
You have reached the point you are so boring you will have to die to be less boring and even then it wouldn't be much of an improvement because even your death would be boring. I would never know and wouldn't really care. My apologies to you for being part of your fall into nothingness. I've done you no good service. May your life improve to the point you actually have an interesting one worth not killing yourself for.
 
jeesus I'm just being friendly. what's your problem


come to think of it - strange referring to a 50-something year old man as a 'boyfriend'... wouldn't you say? hmmm
 
Jack, dearest, I imagine his BMI is somewhere between 25 and 27. I haven't asked him how much he weighs or exactly how tall he is. He could lose a few pounds, maybe 10 or 15. Something most people learn as they get older - what is on the exterior doesn't matter nearly as much as what is on the interior. That being said, I find him physically attractive. He is very tall and is kind of handsome in my opinion. I also like very much that he cooks, cleans, does his own laundry, loves going to the movies, is a voracious reader, is a talented artist, we have a similar sense of humor, and we in general like spending time together. Even better is he is the kind of guy I don't have to worry about what he is doing when I'm not looking at him. The only bad thing about him at this point is he works outside most of the day so he isn't interested in doing outdoor things so much when he is off work. I can understand that - I sit in a cold office all day and he is out in this Texas heat. However, he doesn't get bent out of shape because I'm going to go do things outside with my friends even though he isn't going. I like that too.

You say you weigh 152. At your height, that makes your BMI 32, which is grossly obese. That doesn't matter as much as a) your memory isn't what you think it is, b) your analytical skills are worse than your memory, and c) you don't keep your promises.
 
I want to see proof Gay, proof.

I want to see you and your boyfriend standing in front of the Eiffel Tower with a copy of today's newspaper with date clearly visible in one hand, and an open laptop displaying this thread in the other hand.

Then and only then will I believe this guy actually exists.
 
eloisel said:
Jack, dearest, I imagine his BMI is somewhere between 25 and 27. I haven't asked him how much he weighs or exactly how tall he is. He could lose a few pounds, maybe 10 or 15. Something most people learn as they get older - what is on the exterior doesn't matter nearly as much as what is on the interior. That being said, I find him physically attractive. He is very tall and is kind of handsome in my opinion. I also like very much that he cooks, cleans, does his own laundry, loves going to the movies, is a voracious reader, is a talented artist, we have a similar sense of humor, and we in general like spending time together. Even better is he is the kind of guy I don't have to worry about what he is doing when I'm not looking at him. The only bad thing about him at this point is he works outside most of the day so he isn't interested in doing outdoor things so much when he is off work. I can understand that - I sit in a cold office all day and he is out in this Texas heat. However, he doesn't get bent out of shape because I'm going to go do things outside with my friends even though he isn't going. I like that too.

You say you weigh 152. At your height, that makes your BMI 32, which is grossly obese. That doesn't matter as much as a) your memory isn't what you think it is, b) your analytical skills are worse than your memory, and c) you don't keep your promises.
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fyi my bmi is 24. Suck it, fatty. And I found the post with your gastric band comment. Guess who's memory is faulty?



































































Yours :D
 
Even though someone claims to have a boyfriend, they dont seem to be getting much, if their online grouchiness is any indication.

:bigass: I'm sticking with a bmi of thirty two for her chubby (future) hubby. Maybe he can get it up once in a while, who knows? That withered slit still moisten up enough to take a weinerschnitzel?

Or maybe it's just a cocktail weiner? Those tall guys tend to be tiny.
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
jeesus I'm just being friendly. what's your problem


come to think of it - strange referring to a 50-something year old man as a 'boyfriend'... wouldn't you say? hmmm
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If you've never known a post-menopausal woman....well now you do.
 
LOL. More like whenever she gets caught in a fib she makes shit up to cover her rather large ass.
 
[Quote: Jack] Quack, quack, quack ..... [/quote]

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[Quote: Jack] Quack, quack, quack ..... [/quote]

[Quote: VKD-OO-BN] Quack, quack, quack ..... [/quote]

[Quote: VKD-OO-BN] Quack, quack, quack ..... [/quote]

[Quote: VKD-OO-BN] Quack, quack, quack ..... [/quote]

Interesting that it doesn't work. Further proof that VKD-OO-BN doesn't exist.
 
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