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STOP ALL THIS FUCKIN GAY TALK!!!!!1!

Well I guess I'm inhuman then.

*walks out of thread in search of the straight crossdressers*
 
Hmmm...divided loyalties. I'm a Badlander at heart but Cassie and curiousa2z did make me an honorary MF'er and internet god after I got a QOTW once. And I was an honorary member of the DLA before I went rogue and they kicked me out.

Now that must be a bitch to decide.

Of course, Cassie and C2 only started to be interested in you AFTER you had gotten your QOTW, and probably only to stop you from ranting against the MF, too, whereas the Badlands embraced you with open arms right from the start and never even thought of banishing you or changing/moving posts and the like. As for the DLA - Well, technically, you already kicked yourself out once you went rogue, since, well, you went rogue, so that doesn't really count.

But hey, whatever you say, dude, and nevermind the fact that THE BADLANDS NEED YOU, I am sure we will be perfectly fine without you. It's not like we haven't survived abandonment by unfaithful members before coughDualcough. Do what your heart tells you. No pressure.
 
Oh, he already left. Damn. One minute of my life spent for nothing.
 
Now that must be a bitch to decide.

Of course, Cassie and C2 only started to be interested in you AFTER you had gotten your QOTW, and probably only to stop you from ranting against the MF, too, whereas the Badlands embraced you with open arms right from the start and never even thought of banishing you or changing/moving posts and the like. As for the DLA - Well, technically, you already kicked yourself out once you went rogue, since, well, you went rogue, so that doesn't really count.

But hey, whatever you say, dude, and nevermind the fact that THE BADLANDS NEED YOU, I am sure we will be perfectly fine without you. It's not like we haven't survived abandonment by unfaithful members before coughDualcough. Do what your heart tells you. No pressure.

If we could keep the Badlands as active as the MF, I'd be proud to be called a Badlander. I'm ashamed to admit though, "slumming"(that's what some Badlander, I forget who called my MF activities) in the MF isn't as bad as most people claim it is.
 
Every time you guys fail to treat the MF-BL war with the proper gravity it deserves, The Dork Lord's ghost sheds a solitary golden tear.
 
I know right? At least there is no kitten-killing involved. That would quite perturb me.

Besides - I don't even know how this has become another MF-BL tiff in the first place. THIS IS ABOUT ADMIN ABUSE. EGGS MAYONNAISE ADMIN ABUSE!!! No Eggs, YOU ARE NOT OFF THE HOOK!!!! :rwmad:
 
Why all the Eggs hate/dislike?

Eggs is a good Egg.

He was even brave enough to make me a co-mod at REFCL.

If any admin abused me, Eggs is the one I'd want to do it to me. Eggs abuses people so good/nicely.
 
DAMMIT LOKTAR STOP TRYING TO BRING LOGIC/YOUR SELFISH REASONS INTO THIS! I AM FUCKING BORED AND I WANNA ANTAGONIZE SOMEONE NICE, OKAY?!?!
 
Loktar, if you keep that up, I'm going to come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.
 
HA, see? That's the spirit!
FBI always knows how to steer a proper course when it comes to drama.
 
Nothing like a nice tall glass of fresh squeezed Florida Orange Juice.
 
Loktar, if you keep that up, I'm going to come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.

I don't work...Loktar III: The Search for Work...
Also, you'd only be slapping your own dick, perv.;):p
 
DAMMIT LOKTAR STOP TRYING TO BRING LOGIC/YOUR SELFISH REASONS INTO THIS! I AM FUCKING BORED AND I WANNA ANTAGONIZE SOMEONE NICE, OKAY?!?!

Well I'm bored too and want to stand up for someone nice. Don't think you can intimidate me with your fancy CAPSLOCKING WAYS! I INVENTED CAPSLOCKING! IT USED TO CALLED CAPSLOKTARING BUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE STOLE IT FROM ME AND PERVERTED ITS USE! SO NYAH!
 
IF YOU TWO DONT STOP BICKERING I'M GOING TO TURN THIS BOARD RIGHT AROUND AND WE WON'T BE GOING TO McDONALDS UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY!
 
Picture a smartly dressed, liberal, eastcoast homosexual swatting at kids in the backseat with a flipflop.

WTF is my oj?
 
I prefer snapping bottle caps at them, but I can only do that when I'm driving the automatic.
 
Take me along. I've never minded laying wood to ass.
 
IF YOU TWO DONT STOP BICKERING I'M GOING TO TURN THIS BOARD RIGHT AROUND AND WE WON'T BE GOING TO McDONALDS UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY!

HMMPH:rwmad:

That's the last time I stand up and defend your honour MR JERKFACE MAYO.

Probably not the last time you get bullied by POOPHEAD ILYANNA.

;) :P(just in case you thought I was seriously mad. Though the childish insults should be a dead giveaway)
 
BUT I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZEGGS! I AM CHARGED WITH PROTECTING THE MAGIC TK RING I won't tell you where Menty wears it when he's around) :shock:

PRECCIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS MAYONNAISE...
 
This is what Eggs gets for trying to make something sticky

and in the only way I know how
 
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