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Trixie said:
Jack can only talk semi coherently in small sentences. so please forgive him. Twat is the extent of his vocab. he's a challenged individual.
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I will admit, when I see a post from you "twat" is all that comes to mind.
 
ThugLuv said:
Thanx 4 da head, Trix.
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See, I KNEW you fuckers were fudgepackers.

Wax those balls "trixie", the stubble is scratching the ###### bottom's tender chin skin.
 
Nah. These guys aren't monkeys. Monkeys fling poo. They don't rub it all over themselves, eat it and then spit it back out.
 
Look, bitch, shouldn't you be in the kitchen, making tollhouse cookies for me with Caitriona? Women should stay off the fucking internet, especially on holidays. You need to be providing hearty, home-cooked meals, forking over a little ass now and then, and getting me a scotch and water. If I could go back in time, I would kick Adam's ass and shove that Apple so far up Eve's ass, her farts would smell of apple pie for weeks. And don't even get me started on that fucking Abe Lincoln, either.
 
Mystic Star said:
Women should stay off the fucking internet, especially on holidays.
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I'd rather have women on the internet than 7th grade boys. You're a fine example of how it has the potential to corrupt the kids immature little brains. You perverted little porch monkey fucker.
 
Mystic Star said:
Look, bitch, shouldn't you be in the kitchen, making tollhouse cookies for me with Caitriona? Women should stay off the fucking internet, especially on holidays. You need to be providing hearty, home-cooked meals, forking over a little ass now and then, and getting me a scotch and water. If I could go back in time, I would kick Adam's ass and shove that Apple so far up Eve's ass, her farts would smell of apple pie for weeks. And don't even get me started on that fucking Abe Lincoln, either.
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I've never understood asshole men that abuse women, treat them like slaves and servants, then, just before they are gasping their very last breaths, put food prepared by those women into their mouths. Think about that next time there is a lovely dinner on the table, she's spooning gravy on your mashed potatoes, more butter on your rolls, a little more salt on your deep fried steak, and she says she won't have any because she is on a diet. She's working on killing you eventually from a heart attack in case the rat poison in the gravy doesn't work right away. Think of it as a Plan A and a Plan B if you will. Of course, there is always Plan C - when he passes out, tie him to the bed and set the damn thing on fire; throw a plugged in electrical appliance into the shower with him; cut the brakes on his car; empty his mouthwash bottle and fill it with draino, etc. There are, you know, at least fifty ways to kill an asshole, and most of them not very pretty for the asshole but very satisfying for the abused woman.

Now, what would you like for your last meal Mystic Star?
 
Bergerac said:
Jack, you yourself are a n00b, really you are and trust me on this one.
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Trust me Burger King, I was posting on the internet when your mommy was having her cervix spattered by the milkman.
 
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