Story about sex

[CaptainWacky]

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WITH DUCKS

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I like my porn to just get straight to the fucking; no story.

 

[Tisiphone]

Amen!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ADUCK

 

[Gagh]

It lagged a little in the middle, but that ending was worth a million BJs!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Thanks, Mrs Rowling!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I liked the tender part in the middle, very tear beef jerky.

 

[Gagh]

Thanks, Mrs Rowling!

HAVE YOU JUST LEAKED THE NEW POTTER BOOK!?!!?!?!??!

 

[Tisiphone]

It's full of purple prose.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT ENDS WITH HERMIONE SAYING "BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR WAND!"

 

[FBI parte due]

SURPRISE SPOILER:

Spoiler

HARRY POTTER'S A WIZARD

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least the duck isn't as hairy as Hairy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU AND YOUR HAIR HATRED, YOU MUST LOVE PATRICK STEWART'S BALD HEAD.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Can we expect a sequel, "Story about sex 2: Beyond the Wetspot?"

How about a prequel, "Story about sex: Heavy Petting?"

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can have too much of a good thing.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Sloppy seconds are rarely as good as the original.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what SHE said!