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Story about sex

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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WITH DUCKS
 
I like my porn to just get straight to the fucking; no story.
 
Amen!
 
ADUCK
 
It lagged a little in the middle, but that ending was worth a million BJs!
 
Thanks, Mrs Rowling!
 
I liked the tender part in the middle, very tear beef jerky.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Thanks, Mrs Rowling!
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HAVE YOU JUST LEAKED THE NEW POTTER BOOK!?!!?!?!??!
 
It's full of purple prose.
 
IT ENDS WITH HERMIONE SAYING "BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR WAND!"
 
SURPRISE SPOILER:
HARRY POTTER'S A WIZARD
 
At least the duck isn't as hairy as Hairy.
 
YOU AND YOUR HAIR HATRED, YOU MUST LOVE PATRICK STEWART'S BALD HEAD.
 
Can we expect a sequel, "Story about sex 2: Beyond the Wetspot?"

How about a prequel, "Story about sex: Heavy Petting?"
 
You can have too much of a good thing.
 
Sloppy seconds are rarely as good as the original.
 
That's what SHE said!
 
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