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Suicide Squad

Well, if Dong of Justice was DC/Warner's version of Avengers, it is safe to say Suicide Squad is their answer to Guardians of the Galaxy. It is terrible.
 
The fanboys started a petition to get Rotten Tomatoes shut down. Because that's the problem, not the bad movies.
 
There is only so much that "I want to see the freaky girl, she dresses in strip gear" can surpass the 'I hear it's almost as bad as "battleship"'
 
I'm going to wait for this clusterfuck to come out on bluray, maybe they will put the original directors version on there instead of the WB interfered with version.
 
I hope it's good. But being a DC flick set in their cinematic universe it'll probably be mediocre at best. They should make them more light hearted like Marcel flicks. Or at least throw some nudity in to offset the gratuitous violence. Nothing offsets violence like boobies. MAN OF STEEL 3: DEATH BY TITS?
 
So right now, on a scale of shittiness, separated by 1% each, you have Suicide Squad, Dong of Justice, and Green Lantern. Given that SS hasn't even been released yet, there's a very real chance it could replace Green Lantern as the shittiest DC movie.

I heard the studio was worried about how shitty their finished product was so when they found a trailer people didn't hate, they paid the people who made the trailer to completely recut the film. Then they showed the director's version and the trailer edit to test audiences and decided the trailer edit tested better. So basically this movie is a 2 hour trailer for...itself. Pay $75 (or whatever a movie ticket is these days) to sit through 2 hours of edits that try to convince you to shell out $75. Talk about recursive loops.
 
I wouldn't pay 75 dollars for a movie ticket unless Harley Quinn herself jumped off the screen,and sucked my dick, and balls...and ass.

Or one of the movie ushers, whatever. I WOULD HAVE TO GET CARNALLY TICKLED IS THE POINT!
 
Interesting viewpoint on the review on close ups. They are far easier to shoot than wide shots - take less time, less things can go wrong etc...
 
It is at Green Lantern levels of shittiness at this point (26%). Still a way to go to get to Batman & Robin (11%) or Catwoman (9%).
 
Dershocka reviews Suicide Squad

It wasn't green lantern bad.

It was as good as dawn of justice, which isn't saying much.

Margot Robbie was sexy as hell, as usual. Jared Leto, meh. Will Smith was adequate, as usual.

Hope I didn't spoil anything!
 
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