Summer Glau Wants My Penis

[The Question]

She called me up and asked if she could have it but I said "HEY YOU DUMB KID STOP CALLING ME UP IMITATING SUMMER GLAU!"

That showed her!

 

[whisky]

arsenal

 

[The Question]

Summer Glau called back and yelled at me for telling her to stop calling back and yelling at me, but then the paradox made her freak out and start killing people with salad forks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Summer Glau should run for governor of California.

 

[Ishcabittle]

PIX PLS

 

[CaptainWacky]

NIKKI VERSUS SUMMER GLAU: WHO'D WIN IN A COOK OFF?

 

[Gagh]

AINSLEY HARRIOT WOULD LOL WHAT'S HE LIKE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SUZIE SALT PERCY PEPPER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WHATS HE LIKE LOL GOOGLY EYED BLACK FREAK LOUD SHIRT PERCY PEPPER TOUCH UP THE FEMALE GUEST OMG WHAT'S HE LIKE

 

[CaptainWacky]

A WELCOME RETURN OF THE AINSLEY REFERENCES THERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

 

[whisky]

Not the gelf!

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, not the gelf.

 

[whisky]

Thats where youre wrong, Ainsly played a gelf in red dwarf, the one Lister nearly married.

I know, Im a nerd

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT THAT'S SICK!

 

[whisky]

No, that was the xenomorph in the next series

 

[Gagh]

OMFG I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED THE HUGE BALD NEGRO IN A CHEF'S HAT HOLDING A LARGE SALT AND PEPPER CELLAR WITH 'AINSLEY' WRITTEN ON HIS OVERRALLS WAS A GELF!!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BOB SAGET!!! FUCK SALT!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CRAIG CHARLES SNORTED SOME OF AINSLEY'S SALT IN THE BACK OF A CAR IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (HE WAS PLAYING GAMEBOY!)