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Summer travel itinerary

Okay, I'm not entirely sure how much advice I can give you here even though I've pretty much lived on this continent my entire life (give or take).
The whole Istanbul angle makes it a bit difficult (unless you're just gonna head there to catch the plane) but I'll try and offer some suggestions.
I'll defer to Anc & Co. since all my real travelling has been done with parents and therefore been organised by my mum who is a fucking pro. My own travels usually went something along the lines of "get there, get pissed, sleep until 1, see 1 thing, get pissed again, sleep until 1, see another thing, get pissed, sleep until 11 & move on" which probably isn't what you want to do.

Let me just try and outline the differences here in looking at North America/Continental Europe. This mostly applies to the Switzerland/Germany region (i.e. including parts of Italy, France etc) though. After checking your profile, I see that you're 19 so you're not too different from me.
Here's a list of things that might come in handy:
- People aren't really gonna like you. They're not necessarily gonna dislike you either, they're just gonna be mostly indifferent. A lot less outgoing than Americans (obviously this doesn't apply to people you meet in hostels etc).
- You're allowed to drink pretty much everywhere. This is a huge difference and I don't know whether you even want to drink, how much experience you have etc.
- You're allowed to drink until whenever (at least in clubs - I know, I know, you probably don't care but this is very important to me :ramen: )

Anc said something about stuff being slower and while I can't completely disagree he's obviously exaggerating. There are American fast food chains everywhere and normal restaurants won't take you that long.

Here's the general problem for you: it's your first trip, so you're probably gonna want to see the "important" stuff. Plus you're American so you have this whole weird thing about "road trip" or whatever in your head. I don't get that so can't really help you there. ;)

Let me use the example Anc gave, Heidelberg. Fairly famous but, to be honest, it sucks and you can skip it. However, since you're American, you're gonna go there and be all "aaah! wooooh!" at the old buildings etc (one more important difference: shops are closed at night and on Sundays, at least in Germany). So it's hard for me to tell you "yeah, just skip it" because your preferences might be different from mine.

Or look at Paris - you'd probably want to see the Eiffel Tower and the Grande Arche and whatever. All of that is pretty nice but the last time I went to Paris I just didn't bother. Went to the Louvre three times and to the Army Museum. None of the "big" stuff but it also means you get to skip all the lines and still see plenty of interesting stuff. Easy for me to do because, y'know, I've done it all before. It was probably a lot more enjoyable.

Alright, lots of rambling. Lets move on to some proper "recommendations":

I'd recommend putting less focus on Germany because I just don't think it's that interesting. Maybe it's too close to home, I don't know. Things you should definitely skip though: Scandinavia. That's a trip all by itself.

I'll try and give you a rough idea of what I'd do if I were you (this is going to be heavily focussed on Western Europe):

Start in Amsterdam (6/21), you're gonna get there tired so you'll just settle in, have a nice dinner and go to bed at around 8/9ish. Make sure you run around 30ish hours without sleep (I'll let you run the numbers, just make sure it's above 24h) so you'll lose your jetlag within the first day. Get up the next morning (6/22) at aroud 11 and you should be fairly refreshed (use sleeping pills if you must). This gives you enough time to head to some tourist information thingie, get a bit of information and then grab a quick lunch somewhere. In the afternoon, you'll get two things done, tops. Again, get dinner and hopefully meet some/have met someone at your hostel to go out with. Somewhat unfortunately this is a Monday so I don't know how wild it's going to be. I'm sure you want to do the whole "let's smoke weed legally, woah" thing, so do it. Again, get up around 10ish the next morning, maybe do one thing in the morning, another in the afternoon, then just piss around with your new-found friends (6/23). Same thing on 6/24, except now you might have a shot at a bit of nightlife (since it's a Wednesday).

On 6/25, take the train to Paris (in the afternoon, maybe around one or so) and get there in the evening. Settle in, go for a beer somewhere (watch out if you're going to a touristy place - it's gonna be VERY expensive (think double digit $)). 6/26, get your information again and do the Eiffel Tower if you must. You can probably skip the Louvre because you're not going to get anything out of it anyway. So do Montmartre, Notre Dame, whatever on 6/27. Since this is the weekend you're gonna have plenty of opportunities to do stuff at night and you'll almost certainly meet people so be flexible. Stay in Paris all the way through about 6/30. Then leave on 7/1 and head to Hesse. Pick one city. Leave for Baden on 7/5. Leave for Bavaria (just go for Munich) 7/9.

Now, I'd love to throw in Switzerland here but Geneva is just way off course and Italy isn't doable if we're being reasonable so I'd recommend heading for Vienna on 7/14. Leave on 7/19 and head to the Black Sea (I'd recommend Bulgaria). This'll give you plenty of time to experience European binge drinking holidays and raging British hooligans so by the time you leave on 7/25 you'll be more than happy to get to Istanbul.
This leaves you with 6 days in Istanbul or much more likely 2 or 3 days somewhere in between to expand your plans. I've tried to make sure you're in a decent city on most weekends so you'll get to party a bit, too.

As you can see, however, even though I've made it pretty tight and put lots of stuff in there, you're gonna miss Italy. You're also gonna miss Switzerland ( :ramen: ) and you won't even have time to visit Budapest. I'll let the 'mericans comment on it but I think this schedule should be doable. Of course, you didn't really say you wanted to go to Paris but if given the choice between Milano and Paris, I'd say go for Paris. Neither the Italians nor the French speak English so it won't make a difference anyway. :bergman:
 
Anc said something about stuff being slower and while I can't completely disagree he's obviously exaggerating. There are American fast food chains everywhere and normal restaurants won't take you that long.

Americans are allowed eat fast food ONCE during a trip to Europe. And that's just to get a combo meal w/a beer.


Let me use the example Anc gave, Heidelberg. Fairly famous but, to be honest, it sucks and you can skip it. However, since you're American, you're gonna go there and be all "aaah! wooooh!" at the old buildings etc (one more important difference: shops are closed at night and on Sundays, at least in Germany). So it's hard for me to tell you "yeah, just skip it" because your preferences might be different from mine.

FUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!

I've got Mark Twain and Goethe on my side, saying it's the shit, who you got in your corner!?!!



Na, Heidelberg ain't bad, you just gotta stay off Hauptstrasse. All tourist shit. Untere Strasse is where all the cool bars are (including Der Sonderbar [absinthe]).

And the chick that runs the laundrymat off Drei Konigs Strasse, is bangin. There's cheap internet there AND she'll fold your clothes if you hang around and help her with her English. If you play your cards right she will hook up with Americans.... ;)

Oh yeah! Make sure you check out Zum Sneffels for a half decent 60 proof beer.
 
Man, the story I made up about the castle being formerly used by the SS to torture retards or something was WAAAAAY better than anything Heidelberg had to offer in reality. :(

There is, however, one club. Which sucks. :bergman:
 
Man, the story I made up about the castle being formerly used by the SS to torture retards or something was WAAAAAY better than anything Heidelberg had to offer in reality. :(

Dude the freakin Philosophenweg is sweet. Did you go up to the Nazi theater? Or to the Turm?

So Goebbles went to Universitat Heidelberg, and always had an affinity for the place. Well on the otherside of the Mosel was a WWI graveyard. So on this side (Philosophenweg, opposite the Schloss) he built this big fucking tower with a huge Iron bowl on top. In the bowl was a fire which was always lit (the eternal flame of Nazism), then behind that up the mountain was where they built the theater. So the 'spirit of Germanness', purified by Nazism, was then transferred to the Masses at the theater. Pretty cool stuff, since instead of tearing it down, they decided it would be more fitting just to let it rot.

You can climb up in the giant bowl if you are adventurous. Better have a sure foot, strong upper body and not be afraid of heights.... great place to have sex under the stars.

There is, however, one club. Which sucks. :bergman:

Anyway, if you are referring to the Hard Rock, fuck yeah it sucks! If you stayed on Hauptstrasse that's your own damn fault. All the cool bars and clubs were on Untere Strasse.
 
Anc, I think we went to the Turm - if we're thinking about the same thing here. Weren't there that long, only one weekend and mostly busy doing stuff but it just wasn't that impressive. Again, different perspectives obviously. ;)

And no, I'm most certainly not talking about the "Hard Rock" (I assume you're talking about a Hard Rock Café?). When I say "club" I mean "disco", ya know, flashy lights, "boom, boom" music. That kind of thing. It was called Nachtschicht and you can find them all over the place but the one in Heidelberg sucked. BADLY.
 
This has to be the most Europhile thread ever posted on TK. It makes me feel warm & comfortable, even if we are a mudball island with a nauseating superiority complex.
 
There are a few things that are better in Europe than in America. Stuff not closing at 3 am is at the top of my list, personally. :ramen:
 
This has to be the most Europhile thread ever posted on TK. It makes me feel warm & comfortable, even if we are a mudball island with a nauseating superiority complex.

The UK is an Emperial Outpost. Yes it's interesting in that rough, wild frontier way, but it isn't a foreign country. :bergman:
 
I just booked this on Expedia:

Los Angeles (LAX) to Amsterdam (AMS) 06/20/09 5:40 pm - 1:00 pm KLM 602
Istanbul (IST) to Munich (MUC) 08/01/09 1:05 pm - 2:40 pm Lufthansa 3351
Munich (MUC) to Los Angeles (LAX) 08/01/09 3:35 pm - 6:50 pm Lufthansa 452

So I have about 40 days with no plans, I just have to get from Amsterdam to Istanbul.

:D

Should be fun.

OK, the most difficult part will be to find a reason to leave Amsterdam once you have fully grasped the awesomeness of the city.

Ancalagon said:
So take a cheap pass with you, and if you want to upgrade it, you can do so.
Actually, it has been a few years. You might want to check up on that.

You definitely want to check up on that. The Deutsche Bahn (German Railway) changes its ToS on a monthly level these days.

Be prepared for a 'quick lunch' at a cafe to take 2 hours or more. And for the service to suck. Huge Sections + Good Wages = TrinkGeld (German world for Tip, literally drink money)
Depends on the kind of cafe and its location, especially the country. And the tip won't help unless you go to the same place twice, anyway.

Dual, what's your main interest - historically interesting places?
(Obviously, I'd love for you to go to Berlin since we would have at least a slight chance to meet up there, but don't do it if you only have one day to spend there - Berlin is worth at least a week!)
 
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