Susie says the darnedest things

[Mirah]

‹Lisa›Hi CaptainWacky, when the alligators do you need Eggs NIGHT?

 

[Dr Dave]

0302 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie Cassie
0303 PM‹Susie›Cassie is in love with Loktar

Oh my!

 

[Cassie]

Susie - Dr_Dave is sitting on the park bench next to Loktar

I WILL FIGHT DR DAVE WITH MY FISTS

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Dr Dave]

More like sit by!

 

[Mirah]

I am trying to teach Susie and Lisa Norwegian, but it is not working.

 

[Dr Dave]

Susie speaks her own language (chat language).

 

[CaptainWacky]

[00:35] <~CaptainWacky> Susie Gollum
[00:35] <Susie> Gollum was a terrible misstep for an old dude in the penis touching gif

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh my!

 

[Dr Dave]

0402 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie should flop flops be made illegal?
0404 PM‹Susie›should MAKE A flippant German soup joke at you, not for awhile

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

[23:36] <~CaptainWacky> !insult
[23:36] <Susie> CaptainWacky still doesn't get that the socks go UNDER the flip-flops, not OVER them
[23:36] <~CaptainWacky> !insult
[23:36] <Susie> CaptainWacky wears flip flops
[23:36] <@Cassie> FLIP FLOPS 4LIFE
[23:36] <~CaptainWacky> what are the odds of two flip-flops insults in a row, susie
[23:36] <Susie> flip-flops wear flip flops
[23:36] <~CaptainWacky> !

 

[Dr Dave]

0416 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie water
0417 PM‹Susie›water of life for amoral single women and highly flammable piano
0428 PM‹Dr_Dave›Relatable!

That Susie!

 

[CaptainWacky]

[23:54] * Dr_Dave nods
[23:54] * Susie now must go home this is making me feel worse

 

[Dr Dave]

ha!

 

[Dr Dave]

0333 PM‹Dr_Dave›!insult hurricanes
0334 PM‹Susie›hurricanes masturbates to pictures of salt shakers

 

[Seph]

Wtf susie i forgot about that snarky bitch ass chat bot...

God bless her cotton socks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We'll all live on in Susie when we die.