Tell Him To Get That Skunk Out of His Hair

[Uranium 4]

LOL Data GOT OLD OMFG HE LOOKS YOUNGER THAN HE DID IN NEMESIS BUT ITS YEARS IN THE FUTURE HOW CAN THAT BE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She is a trial sometimes...but she does make me laugh!

 

[Gagh]

old picard: REALLY? SHE GAVE ME A STIFFY DATA LOL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Old Picard: WHERE AM I? WHERE ARE MY FALSE TEETH? WHO'S THIS ######?

 

[Gagh]

WORF: MY SON HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG, the housekeeper was named JESSAH!

 

[Gagh]

MAL'S EX-JESSA(H)?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, that's not what I was implying at all.

 

[Mentalist]

I wish I had a lesbian wife. I even wish I USED to have a lesbian wife.

 

[Uranium 4]

Me too, and I am a lesbian!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish Keira Knightley was a lesbian and I was a duck.

 

[Gagh]

Why not wish you were Keira Knightley, and that a duck was a lesbian?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because I don't deserve such happiness.

 

[Gagh]

OK, Wish you were Madge from Neighbours then.

 

[Mentalist]

REMEMBER NIKE AIR PUMPS?


YEAH THEY WERE SHIT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Didn't she die?

 

[Gagh]

Yes. HENCE THE PUNISHMENT.

 

[Gagh]

REMEMBER NIKE AIR PUMPS?


YEAH THEY WERE SHIT.

Remember those ones with the plastic bars built into the sole?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Gagh]

Menty might.