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Tell Him To Get That Skunk Out of His Hair

wELL mENTY?
 
Old Beverly: I FUCKED JEAN LUC PICARD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY VIBRATOR-LIKE MEDICAL SHIP
 
GEORDI WAS STILL ALIVE BUT HE DIED IN INSURRECTON
 
DATA GOT AN UPGRADE TO HIS GENITALS BUT THROUGHA FREAK OF POSITRONICNNESS HE GOT A DOWNGRADE IN THE GENITAL "PROGRAMMING" BUT HE HAD A LOT OF MONEY SO HE STILL GOT SOME. IN THE FUTURE.
 
THEN HIS INTERNAL SERVER CLOCK WENT HAYWIRE AND HE TRANSFORMED INTO A GO-BOT GRAMMOUR BOY UNDESCENDED LEFT TESTICLE PIE
 
Yeah that's what happened, SURE.
 
Is it not any less plausible than any of your suggestions?
 
IT WAS OBVIOUSLY OPTIMUS PRIME WHAT DID IT AND ANY OTHER EXCUSE WON'T CUT THE BACON
 
MY LUCKY NUMBER IS 49.
 
MINE IS 69 BECASUE THAT MEANS SEX LOL
 
THAT's AN E NUMBER
 
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