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The Best Actor Ever?

What about the actor who plays Stingray in Neighbours?
 
He's a spiggin' hufter.
 
Rack off, you dag.
 
I don't want to shag you, Rachel, honest!
 
An actor AND a doctor!
 
Never heard of him...
 
"Big Al, Gas Station Attendant" changed my life in ways I can barely articulate.
 
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THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE!
 
DIE GAS PUMPER!!
 
Lord loves a workin man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it.
 
I have my temporary driver's license and my astronaut application form. I didn't pass that though. I failed everything but the date of birth.
 
Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
 
I am not a bum. I am a Jerk.
 
I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. [picks up an ashtray] And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.

[the dog barks]

I don't need my dog.
 
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