The Bieber Files

[Dr Dave]

oNLY JUSTIN'S BABIES DR DAVE IF YOU'RE REALLY A DOCTORE GOSH

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[Dr Dave]

What is the point of getting into a fight with Bieber? Is Bloom really desperate for attention?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Bieb told him his ex-wife was a good fuck as he walked by him.

I'd have taken a seal club to his head.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bloom supposedly shagging Selena Gomez is a bit weird though.

 

[Dr Dave]

Justin Bieber storms off stage in Norway, blames unruly fans | Entertainment News | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weather and Breaking News - Portland, Oregon

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still a knobspanner then.

 

[Cassie]

YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE BIIBE LIKE THAT HE IS MY BORYFRIEND AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK OKAY FUCK YOU WE HAVE SIX BABBYES ALREADY AND I'M HAVING ANOTHER ONE RIGHT NOW

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Nobody mentioned the nude pics.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We all just saved them to our HARD drives and moved on.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I hope the Norwegians pelted him with sardines and lutefisk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW CAN HE HAVE A BABY WITH CASSIE IF HE HAS A BABY WITH ME, MEN CAN ONLY HAVE A BABY WITH ONE PERSON AT A TIME OKAY!?

 

[Dr Dave]

Sorry Beliebers, Justin Bieber isn't moving to Oregon | News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KATU

Thank the flying spaghetti monster!

haha

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU DIDN'T WISH THE BEEB A HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

 

[CaptainWacky]

He seems to have cleaned up his act and had some genuine success. How annoying of him.