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The Bird Blog
- Thread starter Mirah
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Why aren't there more movies with giant robot ducks in them?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Ever since LUCAS produced Howard the Duck, yes.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Duck Tales live action movie?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Most A-list actresses have DUCK LIPS now. Does that count?
Love Child
One Love
The Black Swan
Finally watched it. No one told me Mila Kunis was in it! And 1 hot lesbian scene. Well whatever, the rest of it sucked. The make up was good though.
Finally watched it. No one told me Mila Kunis was in it! And 1 hot lesbian scene. Well whatever, the rest of it sucked. The make up was good though.
Love Child
One Love
Duck Dynasty?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I liked it all.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I'd like to see Jennifer Aniston and Emma Roberts in We're the Mallards.
Mirah
I love you
I know, right? What.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I'M GAY, BRAD PITT DUMPED HER, SHE GETS A PASS IN LIFE.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
At least Emma Roberts is nice.
Mirah
I love you
Dear Bird Blog,
Today we are looking for products to discourage birds from landing on a sign. It is very interesting to see what is on the market. Products range from "bird spikes" to electric devices to goo. Dear birds, what would you prefer?
Because if it were up to me I would build a whole new house for you, but you probably would not use it would you? I love bird nests.
But I also know that bird poop on a brand new sign would not make us happy.
Today we are looking for products to discourage birds from landing on a sign. It is very interesting to see what is on the market. Products range from "bird spikes" to electric devices to goo. Dear birds, what would you prefer?
Because if it were up to me I would build a whole new house for you, but you probably would not use it would you? I love bird nests.
But I also know that bird poop on a brand new sign would not make us happy.
Mirah
I love you
Today the seagulls were in the parking lot
Yelling
Screaming
Walking towards me.
I stood
I looked at them
Then I turned away
And they stopped
Yelling
And Screaming
And walking
Then they turned around, walked the other way and screamed some more
As if to tell someone
Help! Help me! Give me something! Dammit! Feed Me!
Those fucking privileged seagulls.
Get a Job!
Yelling
Screaming
Walking towards me.
I stood
I looked at them
Then I turned away
And they stopped
Yelling
And Screaming
And walking
Then they turned around, walked the other way and screamed some more
As if to tell someone
Help! Help me! Give me something! Dammit! Feed Me!
Those fucking privileged seagulls.
Get a Job!
Mirah
I love you
Dear Bird Blog,
I have been so busy this year I have barely had time to sit and listen to the birds chirping, although I did hear them this evening as I rode by on my bicycle.
I have mostly watched the ducks this year and lamented about several things, there must be a correlation to my level of peace and the extent of which I observed birds this past year.
I have been so busy this year I have barely had time to sit and listen to the birds chirping, although I did hear them this evening as I rode by on my bicycle.
I have mostly watched the ducks this year and lamented about several things, there must be a correlation to my level of peace and the extent of which I observed birds this past year.