The cat has it figured out

[Love Child]

as she ruuuuuns past me
quickly
hoping I will follow her
and when I do
she runs up ahead of me
leading the way

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cats secretly run the world and do it so well that we don't notice.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I wish I were a cat.

Or Max Rebo.

 

[Love Child]

Me too! I mean, that I wish you were a cat or Max Rebo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I'd never seen this.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cats eh!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They love eating deep fried mice!

 

[Mirah]

I saw a cat run across the road the other day, it had a big fat mouse in its mouth. I've never been prouder!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe it was taking the mouse to a party.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

As Bob the Drag Queen says, WALK INTO A ROOM PURSE FIRST!

 

[Mirah]

Wait, is that my purse purse or MY Purse?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

He doesn't have a fat mouse in his mouth.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But his opponent Derrick Barry had a baby...FOR BREAKFAST!

 

[Mirah]

Or in her purse! @CaptainWacky

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do they do a reverse drag series where women dress up as men?

 

[Mirah]

I saw that once at a show. I have always wanted to dress up like a man and then like a drag queen and then wonder if people thought I was male or female. But then again I feel LIke I would offend 100 people if I did that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I imagine it will happen someday, a show with drag kings instead of drag queens.

The trouble is that there isn't a pioneer equivalent to RuPaul on the women's side that became a major celebrity to mentor them. Maybe Lea DeLaria, but I don't think she dresses that way on purpose.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Paul Ru's LES Race.

 

[Mirah]

Cats in drag, now that could be a thing!