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The Collected Songs of Solitude
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Song 14
Ok, so yesterday
you stated that
you think we three
are the only ones
who actually exist
here; is that correct?
Yes.
Very well, let’s explore
that delusion then;
shall we?
LOL! PWNED!
Fuck you. It’s not
a delusion.
No?
It’s the truth.
OMG! UR SO STOOPID!
Says the retard who talks
like he’s in a chat-room…
Enough of that! You two
need to settle down and
act civil before I have
you both sedated! So
if only the three of us
are “real” then what
about the rest of the
staff and patients?
They’re the delusion:
or illusions. Whatever.
They’re stage dressing.
Extras in a movie.
Ghosts in the machine.
I see. Very interesting.
So what are we then?
WE R THE CHAMPIONS!
Fucked if I know.
I think 3 is a significant
number, for many reasons.
Why would there be three?
Not 2, not 4, but 3?
Who fucking cares?
It is what it is.
N U IS BATSHIT CRAZY!
Eat shit and die.
Ok. Let’s all think about
the number 3, and what
it could mean: we’ll
pick this up tomorrow.
Ok, so yesterday
you stated that
you think we three
are the only ones
who actually exist
here; is that correct?
Yes.
Very well, let’s explore
that delusion then;
shall we?
LOL! PWNED!
Fuck you. It’s not
a delusion.
No?
It’s the truth.
OMG! UR SO STOOPID!
Says the retard who talks
like he’s in a chat-room…
Enough of that! You two
need to settle down and
act civil before I have
you both sedated! So
if only the three of us
are “real” then what
about the rest of the
staff and patients?
They’re the delusion:
or illusions. Whatever.
They’re stage dressing.
Extras in a movie.
Ghosts in the machine.
I see. Very interesting.
So what are we then?
WE R THE CHAMPIONS!
Fucked if I know.
I think 3 is a significant
number, for many reasons.
Why would there be three?
Not 2, not 4, but 3?
Who fucking cares?
It is what it is.
N U IS BATSHIT CRAZY!
Eat shit and die.
Ok. Let’s all think about
the number 3, and what
it could mean: we’ll
pick this up tomorrow.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Song 15
Id, Ego and Superego
Reptile, Mammal, and human brain
BEGINNING, MIDDLE, END
Past, Present, Future
Father, Son, Holy Ghost
MORNING, NOON, NIGHT
The Three Wise Men
The Three Amigos
THE THREE STOOGES
Three Blind Mice
The Three Fates
THREE LITTLE PIGS
Birth, Life, Death
Heaven, Earth, Hell
HUEY, DEWY, LOUIE
Conscious, Subconscious, Unconscious
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner
THREE MUSKETEERS
Sun, Earth, Moon
Earth, Wind, Fire
SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE
Mother, Maiden, Crone
Good, Evil, Neutral
POSITIVE, NEGATIVE, ZERO
Ok, good exercise. Did any of those
strike a chord with you?
Maybe some of the psychological
ones; I don’t know…
UR CURLY N HE’S MOE! LOL
Fuck off.
Same time tomorrow…
Id, Ego and Superego
Reptile, Mammal, and human brain
BEGINNING, MIDDLE, END
Past, Present, Future
Father, Son, Holy Ghost
MORNING, NOON, NIGHT
The Three Wise Men
The Three Amigos
THE THREE STOOGES
Three Blind Mice
The Three Fates
THREE LITTLE PIGS
Birth, Life, Death
Heaven, Earth, Hell
HUEY, DEWY, LOUIE
Conscious, Subconscious, Unconscious
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner
THREE MUSKETEERS
Sun, Earth, Moon
Earth, Wind, Fire
SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE
Mother, Maiden, Crone
Good, Evil, Neutral
POSITIVE, NEGATIVE, ZERO
Ok, good exercise. Did any of those
strike a chord with you?
Maybe some of the psychological
ones; I don’t know…
UR CURLY N HE’S MOE! LOL
Fuck off.
Same time tomorrow…
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Song 16
They don’t understand.
My hatred; my anger
my loathing; my rage.
They don’t understand
Because they blind
themselves to the misery
and despair we create
Each and every one of us.
To ourselves; to each other
to the world around us.
They don’t see it. Or they
don’t care. Either way,
they disgust me.
Suicide or genocide:
Either way I can’t
exist with this scum
that calls itself human.
They don’t understand.
My hatred; my anger
my loathing; my rage.
They don’t understand
Because they blind
themselves to the misery
and despair we create
Each and every one of us.
To ourselves; to each other
to the world around us.
They don’t see it. Or they
don’t care. Either way,
they disgust me.
Suicide or genocide:
Either way I can’t
exist with this scum
that calls itself human.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Cassie's last Karma Comment really made me LAFF!
Song 17
I DUNNO Y IM HERE
IM NOT CRAZY
NOT LIKE SUM
OTHER PPL
IM NORMAL
I DUNNO WUT I DID
RONG, OR SED RONG
OR THOT RONG
I LIKE THE SAME
THINGS NORMAL
PPL LIKE, THE SAME
MOVIES, THE SAME
SAME SONGS
I B LEVE IN GOD
IM WHITE N NOT
GAY I VOTE REP
SO Y M I HERE?
Song 17
I DUNNO Y IM HERE
IM NOT CRAZY
NOT LIKE SUM
OTHER PPL
IM NORMAL
I DUNNO WUT I DID
RONG, OR SED RONG
OR THOT RONG
I LIKE THE SAME
THINGS NORMAL
PPL LIKE, THE SAME
MOVIES, THE SAME
SAME SONGS
I B LEVE IN GOD
IM WHITE N NOT
GAY I VOTE REP
SO Y M I HERE?
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Song 18
It was never easy:
But it used to be
simple.
I didn’t question
the ethics or
Methods.
The biggest concern
was the budget.
I was a crusader for
science: bringing
light to a dark
world.
Building order
out of chaos.
There was no
doubt I was
helping people.
No worries over
the broken eggs
needed for omelets.
It used to be simple,
but now…
It was never easy:
But it used to be
simple.
I didn’t question
the ethics or
Methods.
The biggest concern
was the budget.
I was a crusader for
science: bringing
light to a dark
world.
Building order
out of chaos.
There was no
doubt I was
helping people.
No worries over
the broken eggs
needed for omelets.
It used to be simple,
but now…
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Song 19
I have a theory
as to who, or
what we are,
but before I
get into that;
we need
something
to call each
other.
U MEAN LIKE NAMES?
Exactly
Do we even have names?
It’s possible.
We might have had
names in the past
and have since
forgotten them.
So these wouldn’t be
true names then.
I WANNA BE
SOOPERBAD69
LOL!
This would simply be
for the sake of
convenience,
as a means of
referring to
one-another.
Doc, Grumpy, and Dopey
LOL LIKE THE MOVIE!
Exactly
Predictable, but apt.
So let’s hear your
theory then, Doc.
I have one as well.
OMG! ME 2 BUT
I’LL GO LAST!
I have a theory
as to who, or
what we are,
but before I
get into that;
we need
something
to call each
other.
U MEAN LIKE NAMES?
Exactly
Do we even have names?
It’s possible.
We might have had
names in the past
and have since
forgotten them.
So these wouldn’t be
true names then.
I WANNA BE
SOOPERBAD69
LOL!
This would simply be
for the sake of
convenience,
as a means of
referring to
one-another.
Doc, Grumpy, and Dopey
LOL LIKE THE MOVIE!
Exactly
Predictable, but apt.
So let’s hear your
theory then, Doc.
I have one as well.
OMG! ME 2 BUT
I’LL GO LAST!
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Song 20
We are three aspects
of the same mind:
Dopey, you’re the
reptilian brain;
concerned only
with primal
needs, such
as feeding,
mating,
fight or
flight
Grumpy, you represent
The mammalian brain
functioning primarily
on an emotional level
Whereas, I am the
human brain
more in touch
with higher
thought
We are three aspects
of the same mind:
Dopey, you’re the
reptilian brain;
concerned only
with primal
needs, such
as feeding,
mating,
fight or
flight
Grumpy, you represent
The mammalian brain
functioning primarily
on an emotional level
Whereas, I am the
human brain
more in touch
with higher
thought
The Watcher
cereal addict
I like boobs.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Song 21
What a bunch of
self-serving bullshit.
You disagree, then?
Of course I do.
You’re not smarter
than us, you just think
you are, because you’re
such an arrogant bastard.
4 ONCE I AGREE W
THE ASSHOLE! LOL!
Well then Mr. Cynic,
let’s hear your
glorious insight!
What a bunch of
self-serving bullshit.
You disagree, then?
Of course I do.
You’re not smarter
than us, you just think
you are, because you’re
such an arrogant bastard.
4 ONCE I AGREE W
THE ASSHOLE! LOL!
Well then Mr. Cynic,
let’s hear your
glorious insight!
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Special OUCH #2 Release Edition Bump!
Song 22
It’s very simple:
there’s only so
many stories in
the world, and
this particular
story only has
three characters
the victim, the
victimizer, and
the oppressor
You mean the hero?
No I fucking don’t!
But feel free to see
yourself that way.
Every tyrant does.
Now stop interrupting me.
There are no heroes here:
none of us is innocent;
no one is pure. To see
things any other way
is just a fucking
delusion.
Doc, you’re the worst
of us, a micro-government
in of yourself. You set
up the conditions to
exploit us; all while
telling yourself it’s
for our own good.
I’m not much better.
I prey on those who
Are weaker than
myself; in order
to survive.
Which brings us to you,
my little Dopester: the
poor helpless moppet
who will be abused.
One would almost
take pity on you,
if they ignored
the fact that
you put
yourself
in this
position in
the first
place.
Like I said, there’s no
room for heroes here:
just a wolf, a sheep
and a farmer with
a gun.
Song 22
It’s very simple:
there’s only so
many stories in
the world, and
this particular
story only has
three characters
the victim, the
victimizer, and
the oppressor
You mean the hero?
No I fucking don’t!
But feel free to see
yourself that way.
Every tyrant does.
Now stop interrupting me.
There are no heroes here:
none of us is innocent;
no one is pure. To see
things any other way
is just a fucking
delusion.
Doc, you’re the worst
of us, a micro-government
in of yourself. You set
up the conditions to
exploit us; all while
telling yourself it’s
for our own good.
I’m not much better.
I prey on those who
Are weaker than
myself; in order
to survive.
Which brings us to you,
my little Dopester: the
poor helpless moppet
who will be abused.
One would almost
take pity on you,
if they ignored
the fact that
you put
yourself
in this
position in
the first
place.
Like I said, there’s no
room for heroes here:
just a wolf, a sheep
and a farmer with
a gun.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Song 23
My, but that’s bleak.
It almost seems as
Though you want
This to end in
Violence…
Why the hell not?
You both make me
want to puke my
fucking guts out,
and I don’t feel much
better about myself.
OMG U CYCO!
STAY AWAY
FROM ME!
Ok, numbnuts,
give us your take.
My, but that’s bleak.
It almost seems as
Though you want
This to end in
Violence…
Why the hell not?
You both make me
want to puke my
fucking guts out,
and I don’t feel much
better about myself.
OMG U CYCO!
STAY AWAY
FROM ME!
Ok, numbnuts,
give us your take.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I think red text one will survive.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Special "I have to start writing these again soon" Edition Bump
Song 24
DOC IS THE PAST
GRUMPY IS THE PRESENT
N I M THE FUTURE!
Excuse me?
Bullshit.
NO, LISTEN: DOC, U
HAVE ALL THIS
KNOWLEDGE AND
CULTURE. THINGS
THE WORLD NEEDED
ONCE, BUT NOW IS
WORTHLESS.
GRUMPEY, U R PISSED
ALL THE TIME BCUZ
IT’S COOL 2B CYNICAL
I AM THE FUTURE BCUZ
PEOPLE CARE LESS N LESS
ABOUT THAT SHIT EVERYDAY
IT’S ALL MYSPACE N YOUTUBE
NOW, PEOPLE WILL SOON B
ILLITERATE ADD ZOMBIES,
N I WILL LEAD THE WAY!
Song 24
DOC IS THE PAST
GRUMPY IS THE PRESENT
N I M THE FUTURE!
Excuse me?
Bullshit.
NO, LISTEN: DOC, U
HAVE ALL THIS
KNOWLEDGE AND
CULTURE. THINGS
THE WORLD NEEDED
ONCE, BUT NOW IS
WORTHLESS.
GRUMPEY, U R PISSED
ALL THE TIME BCUZ
IT’S COOL 2B CYNICAL
I AM THE FUTURE BCUZ
PEOPLE CARE LESS N LESS
ABOUT THAT SHIT EVERYDAY
IT’S ALL MYSPACE N YOUTUBE
NOW, PEOPLE WILL SOON B
ILLITERATE ADD ZOMBIES,
N I WILL LEAD THE WAY!
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
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Song 25
Balderdash and poppycock!
That’s sheer rubbish!
WUT?
Prove his point, why
don’t you, gramps?
Certainly you don’t
Believe this tripe?
No more or less than
I believe yours, or
mine, for that matter.
WUT?
Maybe one of us is right.
maybe we all are, or
maybe even none of us
are. What’s the fucking
point? None of it tells us
why we’re here, or what
we’re supposed to do now.
I’M HUNGRY! CAN
WE EAT NOW?
I don’t see why not,
There’s only a few
minutes left until
lunch, anyway.
No session
tomorrow, I
think we all
need some
time to
think.
Eat shit and die,
you fucking blowhard.
LOL!
Song 25
Balderdash and poppycock!
That’s sheer rubbish!
WUT?
Prove his point, why
don’t you, gramps?
Certainly you don’t
Believe this tripe?
No more or less than
I believe yours, or
mine, for that matter.
WUT?
Maybe one of us is right.
maybe we all are, or
maybe even none of us
are. What’s the fucking
point? None of it tells us
why we’re here, or what
we’re supposed to do now.
I’M HUNGRY! CAN
WE EAT NOW?
I don’t see why not,
There’s only a few
minutes left until
lunch, anyway.
No session
tomorrow, I
think we all
need some
time to
think.
Eat shit and die,
you fucking blowhard.
LOL!
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
OK this can stay here 