CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I feel like the onions are a clue...
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The Detective Dr Dave Adventures: The Goose Conspiracy
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Dr Dave
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Episode 9: The note and the park bench.
Detective Dr Dave was walking back from the police station to his hotel, where he had gone to check in with the task force investigating the geese attacks. He had regaled them with many stories of his exploits, including the the one where he, along with Cassie and Tisiphone LADY DETECTIVES had adverted a massive dam disaster.
As Detective Dr Dave approached his hotel, he saw Lotkar chained to a park bench in front of the hotel.
"Ah Loktar, what are you doing here?" asked Detective Dr Dave
"The park bench just put me here...say somebody left you a note here" said Loktar
Detective Dr Dave had noticed a note next to Loktar and picked it up.
The note read:
"Dear Detective Dr Dave,
You and all the world will meet it's end, BY HOOK OR BY GOOSE! By the end of this, the world will pay for it's crimes and know the name Goosefather"
Dr Dave pondered this odd bravado statment.
"Good work collecting this note Loktar, I'll have room service send you some food." said Detective Dr Dave
"Could you untie me?" asked Loktar
"No, I have to go order a gin and tonic and ponder the events thus far." replied Detective Dr Dave as he went into the hotel bar.
To be continued...
Detective Dr Dave was walking back from the police station to his hotel, where he had gone to check in with the task force investigating the geese attacks. He had regaled them with many stories of his exploits, including the the one where he, along with Cassie and Tisiphone LADY DETECTIVES had adverted a massive dam disaster.
As Detective Dr Dave approached his hotel, he saw Lotkar chained to a park bench in front of the hotel.
"Ah Loktar, what are you doing here?" asked Detective Dr Dave
"The park bench just put me here...say somebody left you a note here" said Loktar
Detective Dr Dave had noticed a note next to Loktar and picked it up.
The note read:
"Dear Detective Dr Dave,
You and all the world will meet it's end, BY HOOK OR BY GOOSE! By the end of this, the world will pay for it's crimes and know the name Goosefather"
Dr Dave pondered this odd bravado statment.
"Good work collecting this note Loktar, I'll have room service send you some food." said Detective Dr Dave
"Could you untie me?" asked Loktar
"No, I have to go order a gin and tonic and ponder the events thus far." replied Detective Dr Dave as he went into the hotel bar.
To be continued...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Gin and tonic is important!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Next episode to feature an unopenable jar of pickled onions?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It's about time!
Love Child
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OMG How will Detective Doctor Dave save the day?! I cannot wait!
Dr Dave
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Episode 10: The unopenable jar of pickled onions.
Detective Dr Dave had finished his drink and went up to his room to do a bit of thinking on the case thus far. As he got there, he noticed something in front of his door.
"What is this then?" asked Detective Dr Dave out loud, it was in fact a jar labeled "unopenable jar of pickled onions". This was trouble, not for the fact that it was an unopenable jar of pickled onions, but that somebody knew where he was staying. He had kept this a secret, even from the police. Detective Dr Dave wondered if Loktar had said something, this was unlikely, but he had to make sure.
Detective Dr Dave went down and outside the hotel, and there was Loktar still on the park bench. He woundered when Loktar would figure out he could free himself, but this was a momentary thought as he had matters to attend to.
"Loktar, I require information." stated Detective Dr Dave, in a matter of fact way.
"Sure, what do you want to know?" asked Loktar
"Did you tell anybody at all that I was staying here?" asked Detective Dr Dave
"No of course not!" replied Loktar, a bit unhappy that he was asked this question.
"Good man. However somebody knows I am staying here..." said Dr Dave
"In the mean time can you free me?" asked Loktar
"No time" replied Detective Dr Dave, as he rushed off down the street to find less public lodging.
To be continued...
Detective Dr Dave had finished his drink and went up to his room to do a bit of thinking on the case thus far. As he got there, he noticed something in front of his door.
"What is this then?" asked Detective Dr Dave out loud, it was in fact a jar labeled "unopenable jar of pickled onions". This was trouble, not for the fact that it was an unopenable jar of pickled onions, but that somebody knew where he was staying. He had kept this a secret, even from the police. Detective Dr Dave wondered if Loktar had said something, this was unlikely, but he had to make sure.
Detective Dr Dave went down and outside the hotel, and there was Loktar still on the park bench. He woundered when Loktar would figure out he could free himself, but this was a momentary thought as he had matters to attend to.
"Loktar, I require information." stated Detective Dr Dave, in a matter of fact way.
"Sure, what do you want to know?" asked Loktar
"Did you tell anybody at all that I was staying here?" asked Detective Dr Dave
"No of course not!" replied Loktar, a bit unhappy that he was asked this question.
"Good man. However somebody knows I am staying here..." said Dr Dave
"In the mean time can you free me?" asked Loktar
"No time" replied Detective Dr Dave, as he rushed off down the street to find less public lodging.
To be continued...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
And the jar remains unopened!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It's a metaphor for human mortality.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 11: Ruminations
Detective Dr Dave had found the one place nobody would think to look for him. He needed a place to think, and not be found.
"You're a nice young man." said an elderly woman.
"Thank you, it was nice of your friend to let me use his place while he was visiting Florida. Did he take the note I gave him?" asked Detective Dr Dave
"Yes, and he liked the money too!" said the old woman as she gave a slight cackle.
"I bet. Now If you will excuse me Gloria, I have some work to attend to." said Dr Dave
Detective Dr Dave used his laptop (that he had bought that day and put in some "Detective Features") to check on the news. As suspected there had been a new goose attack, the hotel where he had stayed was destroyed. He hoped Loktar was alright, but he could not risk going to check. The news did not mention a man on a park bench.
Detective Dr Dave also hoped the note Gloria's friend had taken him, would reach a certain two lady detectives quickly.
Now he decided a meal was in order, and more ruminations on the current situation.
To be continued...
Detective Dr Dave had found the one place nobody would think to look for him. He needed a place to think, and not be found.
"You're a nice young man." said an elderly woman.
"Thank you, it was nice of your friend to let me use his place while he was visiting Florida. Did he take the note I gave him?" asked Detective Dr Dave
"Yes, and he liked the money too!" said the old woman as she gave a slight cackle.
"I bet. Now If you will excuse me Gloria, I have some work to attend to." said Dr Dave
Detective Dr Dave used his laptop (that he had bought that day and put in some "Detective Features") to check on the news. As suspected there had been a new goose attack, the hotel where he had stayed was destroyed. He hoped Loktar was alright, but he could not risk going to check. The news did not mention a man on a park bench.
Detective Dr Dave also hoped the note Gloria's friend had taken him, would reach a certain two lady detectives quickly.
Now he decided a meal was in order, and more ruminations on the current situation.
To be continued...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I want "detective features" on my laptop.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 12: "They covered it in shit, utter shit!"
Detective Dr Dave was ready to leave. He had a plan, but first a call came in from Cassie and Tisiphone (lady detectives).
"Another goose attack, it's a park, a park full of CHILDREN AND CUTE DOGS, and They covered it in shit, utter shit!" said Cassie
"This can not stand, I like parks. Did you bring all the things I wanted?" said Detective Dr Dave
"We did." said Tisiphone
"Good, meet me at FORGOSON Square!" stated Detective Dr Dave
The plan was in motion...
To be continued...
Detective Dr Dave was ready to leave. He had a plan, but first a call came in from Cassie and Tisiphone (lady detectives).
"Another goose attack, it's a park, a park full of CHILDREN AND CUTE DOGS, and They covered it in shit, utter shit!" said Cassie
"This can not stand, I like parks. Did you bring all the things I wanted?" said Detective Dr Dave
"We did." said Tisiphone
"Good, meet me at FORGOSON Square!" stated Detective Dr Dave
The plan was in motion...
To be continued...