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The Enterprise-E vs a Star Destroyer: STvsSW

I used to like those episodes where Worf got knocked on the head and spent half a season believing he was Jewish.
 
And what agaobut when Beverely was turned into a snetient tubo lift and B'Lanna and Tom got trapped inside and passed the time by sasking trivia about big Brother and Firman sam?
 
And when Welsey was suppopsed to not be on the bridge but he snuck up and was sitting in the captains chair and he had a chocolate bar and it melted and then he ran away and the Captain sat down and he was all WHO PUT CHOCOLATE ON MY CAPTAINS CHAIR and Riker would be all, thats not chocolate, and TROI AND I didn't HAVE SEX THERE LAST WEEKEND! and he'd be all WORFFFF! ANd Worf would be all "WTF? NOTHNXBY! and leave.
 
And when the borg kidnap Data and reprogram him to be racist against cats and he locks Spot in a barbwire cage but before he gets cut up Lore makes the save because the Breen have kidnapped him and reprogrammed him to save cats because they're at war with the Borg but then Geordi shoots Lore with lazer beams from his VIZOR because Reg Barclay regrommed him to shoot robots then they have a gay orgy.
 
And at that moment..


Space... The Final Frontier..


AND YOU'RE ALL LIEK THAT WAS THE BEST TEASER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD CAN THE NEXT 40 MINUTES POSSIBLY MATCH UP TO SUCH GENIUS AND THEN THE EPISODE STARTS AND IT'S REG BARCLEY ANALLY RAPING LORE WITH HIS BIG FAKE BERGERAC NOSE AND DATA WAKES UP AND THROWS SPOT AT THEM WITH WITH ANDROID SPEED AND HE/SHE LIQUIFYS ON GEORDIES PANTS AND PICARD WALKS WITH HIS FLUTE AND PLAYS DANCING QUEEN BY ABBA AND THEY ALL START TO DANCE AND TROI GETS HER TITS OUT AND WORF SNAPS HER FACE AND RIKER LIGHTS A MATCH FROM HIS BEARD AND THROWS IT AT WORF THEN Q TURNS UP AND FREEZES TIME AND PISSES ALL OVER THEM ONE BY ONE THEN UNFREEZES TIME AND MAE YOUNG BUST THROUGH THE SENTIENT TURBO LIFT CRUSHER DOOR WITH A STEEL CHAIR BUT HER HIPS DISINTERGRATE BEFORE SHE LAYS THE SMAKETHDOWN ON DATA AND THEY ALL STOMP A MUDHOLE IN HER HEAD AND THEY ALL LAUGH AND EAT WORF PORRIDGE.
 
AND THEN ENSIGN ROE TELEPORTS TO THE BRIDGE AND SHE"S WEARING HER HOT PANTS AND OUT FIT WITH THE NOSE THING AND SHE"S ALL, WHERE"S WESLEY I NEED HIM BECAUSE HE"S OUR ONLY HOPE. AND WESLEYS IN HIS ROOMMASTURBATING TO KINKY PICTURES OF WARPDRIVES AND HIS OWN MOM HAVING KINKY SEX WITH PICARD AND LEAH BRAHMS AND THEN HE GETS CALLED TO THE BRIDGE< BUT HIS SHIRT IS HANGING OUT OF HIS FLY AND EVERYONE IS ALL OH WESLEY!
 
ANd theY ALL LAUGH BECAUSE ITS A CUTE MOMENT AND YOU ALWAYS NEED A CUTE FUCKING MOMENT AFTER ALL THE DEATH AND CAT RACISM BUT WESLEY ISN'T LAUGHING WITH THEM AND SHOUTS AT PICARD CALLING HIM A BALD FAGGOT AND THEN HE DOES A GROINAL THRUST AT ENSIGN RO AND BEVERLY WHO IS STILL A TURBO LIFT BEEPS AT HIM AND HE TELLS HER TO FUCK OFF AND THEN A9 ANOTHER SOONG ANDROID FROM AN ALTERNATE FUTURE DIMENSION MATERIALIZES ON THE BRIDGE WITH LEAH BRAHMS WHO IS SPORTING A DIFFERENT HAIR STYLE BECAUSE SHE IS FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND GEORDI RUNS UPTO HER AND HADBUTTS HER FOR NO REASON ND WESLEY CRIES AN NICK LOCARNO WHO WAS DISGUISED AS WORF THE WHOLE TIME SHOUTS AH HAH! AND THEY ALL PHASER HIM AND HE DIES AND WESLEY IS FORGIVEN AND RO DOES A DIRTY DANCE FOR THEM AND THE SHIP CRASHES INTO A CLOAKED DYSON SPHERE AND THEY ALL BLAME TROI EVEN THOUGH SHES DEAD.
 
AND SCOTTY COMES OTU AND SAYS HE WAS TRAPPED IN A TRANSPORTER BUFFER FOR THE LAST 30987237 YEARS THEN PROCEDES TO PEEL OFF HIS FACE TO REVEAL HES REALLY 7 of 9 AN DITS A VOYAGER CROSS OVER! TEHN SHE AND TROI START GETTING IT ON EVEN THOUGH IT SA HOLOGRAPH TROI BECAUSE SHES DEAD AND SERVING AS THE SHIPS DOCTOR< THEN JOHNNATHAN BRANDIS SHOWS UP BECAUSE SEAQUEST IS IN TORUBLE AND THEY ALL BEAMDOWN AND IT"S A BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR CAPTAIN BRIDGER WITH EVERYONE THERE!
 
QUARK BOUGHT ODO A NEW BUCKET BUT IT WAS MADE OUT OF THE SKIN OF A DEAD BOLIAN SO ODO WOULDN'T USE IT BUT THEN THE BOLIAN'S FAMILY TOLD HIM IT WAS WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED SO HE DID BUT THEN QUARK THREW THE BUCKET OUT AN AIRLOCK AND ODO DIED BUT QUARK SAID HE WAS ONLY "CLOWING AROUND" SO SISKO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT THEN LICKED GARAK.
 
Mentalist said:
And at that moment..


Space... The Final Frontier..


AND YOU'RE ALL LIEK THAT WAS THE BEST TEASER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD CAN THE NEXT 40 MINUTES POSSIBLY MATCH UP TO SUCH GENIUS AND THEN THE EPISODE STARTS AND IT'S REG BARCLEY ANALLY RAPING LORE WITH HIS BIG FAKE BERGERAC NOSE AND DATA WAKES UP AND THROWS SPOT AT THEM WITH WITH ANDROID SPEED AND HE/SHE LIQUIFYS ON GEORDIES PANTS AND PICARD WALKS WITH HIS FLUTE AND PLAYS DANCING QUEEN BY ABBA AND THEY ALL START TO DANCE AND TROI GETS HER TITS OUT AND WORF SNAPS HER FACE AND RIKER LIGHTS A MATCH FROM HIS BEARD AND THROWS IT AT WORF THEN Q TURNS UP AND FREEZES TIME AND PISSES ALL OVER THEM ONE BY ONE THEN UNFREEZES TIME AND MAE YOUNG BUST THROUGH THE SENTIENT TURBO LIFT CRUSHER DOOR WITH A STEEL CHAIR BUT HER HIPS DISINTERGRATE BEFORE SHE LAYS THE SMAKETHDOWN ON DATA AND THEY ALL STOMP A MUDHOLE IN HER HEAD AND THEY ALL LAUGH AND EAT WORF PORRIDGE.
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