The Flash season 5

[CaptainWacky]

Looks like Grace is the real Cicada!

CASSIE WAS RIGHt. I hope her acting is better than his.

 

[Cassie]

tHEY SHOULD HAVE CURED HER FIRST!

Wait... I thought Grace was a little girl. Did they age her?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

tHEY SHOULD HAVE CURED HER FIRST!

Wait... I thought Grace was a little girl. Did they age her?

Yeah, she's from the future now or something incredibly boring like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Adult Grace is that girl from fucking Falling Skies.

 

[Cassie]

She's a worse actor than uncle Cicada. GO BACK TO FALLING SKIES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Woah, don't throw around phrases like "worse than Cicada" so lightly!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jessica Parker Kennedy did a really good job carrying the episode! Weird how Barry didn't ask how Thawne is alive again (or why he looks like Wells again.)

 

[Cassie]

Why are they torturing Eobard Thawne in the future?

Nora's future clothes don't catch on fire! Barry is a jerk. ALSO, what is the countdown clock for? Are they going to fry Thawne in 10 minutes?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No one's clothes ever catch on fire except that one time Felicity's did because they wanted to show her in a bra.

I thought the countdown was clearly to when he's to be executed? He was eating a "last meal" of fast food. I don't know if real death row prisoners have a countdown clock or pyscho guards who torture them.

 

[Cassie]

Seems like the future is kinda dark and full of terrors.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH YEAH it was cool how it was Robert Picardo's voice in the museum.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The fight between Iris and Barry was good.

I guess it makes sense that Ralph can stretch himself to look like someone else but how does he change his skin colour?

Caitlin's dad jumping in front of the knife was stupid (does he have super speed?)

 

[Cassie]

I wonder how long Killer Frost's frozen sky path thingies last.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NINE DAYS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHY DID THEY DO WEATHER WITCH DIRTY LIKE THAT? The whole point of her last episode was that Nora was right to trust her (they even reminded us that WW saved her in this one) but this week she just turns EVIL at the end for the sake of a "Nora can only trust Barry!" moment. FUCK THAT. She should be Nora's cute girlfriend and kiss her every week and make nice weather together. JUSTICE FOR WEATHER WITCH.

 

[Cassie]

I AGREE IT SUCKS ABOUT WEATHER WITCH

I'm glad they didn't drag out Nora's thing for along time, it's bad enough that both Cicadas are played by terrible actors and what the hellican?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope Thawne actually isn't evil anymore and Barry looks stupid.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Updated most attractive Arrowverse girl list.

1) Jessica Parker Kennedy (Nora West-Allen)
2) Katie McGrath (Lena)
3) Maisie Richardson-Sellers (Charlie)
4) Danielle Panabaker (Caitlin)
5) Melissa Benoist (Kara)
6) Candice Patton (Iris)
7) Katherine McNamara (Mia Smoak)
8) Courtney Ford (Nora Darhk)
9) Caity Lotz (Sara)
10) Tala Ashe (Zari)

If I was including guest stars, Reina Hardesty (Weather Witch) would be like number three at least but I'm not. Though, confusingly, I did include Katherine McNamara who is technically a guest character but has been in loads of episodes (and I didn't have anyone else from Arrow.) Thunder from Blac Lightning wold probably be about number eight but BL hasn't crossed over yet so it DOESN'T COUNT.

 

[Cassie]

All that to get Thawne the dagger?

CICADA 2 IS STILL A TERRIBLE ACTOR.

 

[The Question]

Cicada 1.0 wasn't much good, either.