The Great Big Spoiler Thread!

[SaintLucifer]

VKD is not straight! He never was! VKD dicks little boys up their tight little assholes and he just loves it!

 

[Donovan]

The older guy is actually a ghost.

 

[VKD]

HE IS AN ARTIFICIAL HUMAN!

 

[SaintLucifer]

The older guy is actually a ghost.

... and VKD is actually a fag of the SAREK calibre.

 

[VKD]

SHE DIES!

 

[VKD]

HER HEAD IS CUT OFF AND DELIVERED IN A BOX AS THE SIN OF 'ENVY' ....

 

[VKD]

HE IS REBORN AS A STARCHILD!

 

[VKD]

THE MAN ON THE LEFT PUTS THE MAN ON THE RIGHT INTO A WOODCHIPPER!

 

[VKD]

HE HAS HIS OWN BROTHER KILLED!

 

[Donovan]

IT's A COOKBOOK!!!

 

[Donovan]

It was Earth all...

err, wait...

Mark Wahlberg went forward...no, backward...

See, the monkeys beat him home...no that's not right...

There was this wormhole...


...


Shit, I got nothing.

 

[Donovan]

He wasn't REALLY bulletproof!

 

[Donovan]

Couldn't REALLY fly!

 

[Love Child]

My Name is Love Child and I approve of this thread.
This has been a message of the BBS Association of the CICOC. Cunts in Control of Cock.


She Dies:

 

[Love Child]

He saves his son from certain destruction.

 

[VKD]

HE SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD!

 

[VKD]

HE GOES INSANE AND SHOOTS HIS DRILL INSTRUCTOR!

 

[VKD]

HE DOESN'T REALLY DIE!!

 

[VKD]

SHE'S GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[VKD]

HE DID HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!