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The Human Race has been cancelled.

dong to be wanked furiously tonight by me.
 
In th end, when all the results have been tallied and man sleep its final eternal rest, then, and only then my young friend, will we know that God is with us and we are safe in our slumber, oh Lord.
 
??? sorry I got a one way ticket to hell or so many tell me.
 
CaptainWacky said:
In th end, when all the results have been tallied and man sleep its final eternal rest, then, and only then my young friend, will we know that God is with us and we are safe in our slumber, oh Lord.

Amen.
 
The man sat by the fireplace and a feeling of benign arrangement of nose cmae over his face and he spat on the banana for it was too large to fit in the anus of his love and then, with a tear in his eye, he began the labour of the work of which his heart yearned on the days of yore of his father's son.
 
That banana is all brown, sir.
 
GIANT MECHINICAL SPIDER
 
Yes. Wild Wild West had such potential, too. Oh well.
 
Potential NUDITY!
 
Kevin Kline in drag??? Thats some potential nudity we could do WITHOUT. :D
 
Will Smith's ass in I, Robot.
 
No dice. I much prefer Brad Pitts ass in 12 monkeys.
 
I think you see Bruce's in 12 Monkeys as well! Great (ass) movie.
 
Absolutely. I love time travel sci-fi end of the world shit. Monkeyballs!
 
Will the human race finish out a full 22-episode season, or has production already shut down? I was considering a little nip/tuck, but if we're doomed, I'll spend it on Jameson's.
 
We'll have to wait until God releases another videotape to Al-Jazeera to see just what he plans to do.
 
Being beheaded would also cause me to rethink the nip/tuck plan.
 
THE APPLET NEVER FELL ON NEWTON, IT WAS A SEAGULL
 
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