The invasion guidelines

[Mentalist]

Step 1: Register

Step 2: Post a broad message of playground abuse at the entire board.

Step 3: Wait for replies calling you and your affiliation for what they and you are.

Step 4: Jump on the posters who replied and shout at them muttering obsenities and homosexual insults.

Step 5: Realise that said tactics don't work and start image spamming/spamming.

Step 6: Call everyone gay again.

Step7: Refuse to understand that this has been done about a billion times.

Step 8: Start shouting in caps if you haven't allready.

Step 9: Get negged and abused by Sarek.

Step 10: Fade away because you're not having any effect.

Step 11: Congratulate yourself on being a master troll, masterbate and go to bed.

 

[Lilith]

Ah, the force is strong in you.

 

[jack]

I'm still on step 4.

 

[Shatna]

I just skip all that and go right to step 11.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Bumped for our amateur arrivals.

 

[Sarek]

Step 9: Get negged and abused by Sarek.

WTF?

You make that sound like a bad thing.

 

[Mentalist]

Not my intention, Sarek. It's just a gaurantee that you will weigh in on "invaders" at some point. Certainly not a bad thing!

 

[Blindgroping]

Perfect.
And it's funny that STILL, they have not deviated from that path.

The stripperweb people were cool, they did not fit that mold.

 

[Mentalist]

Strippers are always cool.

Until you have to buy them a drink for $20

 

[Pryce]

Oh Menty you have the losers pegged....

Made me *giggle*

 

[Mentalist]

Looks like the TW brigade have resorted to Step 5 allready.

Amatuers.

 

[Ishcabittle]

They've got all the subtlety of a hammer.

 

[Tyrant]

Yep.

 

[Loopy from TW]

<fart!>

 

[Tyrant]

Isn't it about time to congratulate yourself on being a master troll, masterbate and go to bed?

 

[Nacchisrevenge]

I'm still on step 4.

I got my steps all outta order. I was spamming before calling everyone homosexuals.

Fuckit. Now I gotta start all over? or go directly to step 11?

 

[Gagh]

<fart!>

Well, I think that's owned right there!