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The LazyTown curse.

You know, my son watches lots of kids shows. Dora the Explorer, Higglytown Heroes, Little Einsteins, even (UGH!) The Doodlebops.

But every time Lazy Town has come on, he turns and looks at me like, "Dude...what is this weird Scandanavian bullshit on the tv? Turn it, off, Daddy!"

That's one weird, weird show. Weirder than Japanese shit, and that's sayin' somthin'!
 
is that the one where a real kid moves to a town full of puppets or something?
 
I hate that show
 
I HATE DOGS.
 
That shit is crazy, yo. Catchy song, tho. I'm a pirate!
 
ARR you?
 
According to that lovely song, I am. He said it with such confidence that I am powerless to disagree.
 
RAPE and pilage the seven BEES, then.
 
YARR HARR FIDDLY DEE!
 
A KITTEN'S LIFE FOR ME.
 
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I don't find her fit. :(
 
TOO MUCH PINK EVERYWHERE MAKES ME GO ALL CRAZYTOWN
 
NEERROON JUST LOGGED ON
 
It's like Strawberry Shortcake on acid.
 
Oh Jesus....I've watched the Pirate one like five times now. MENTY, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!

My favorite part? "AdWENture waits on every shore".

Those kooky Scandanavians!
 
It's like some hypnotizing shit. You want to turn away but you can't.
 
OR CAN YOU?
 
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