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The "let's all give Eggs a big cuddle" thread!

I have constructed a complete replica of New York in Minecraft and have populated it with me and Eggs.

I search, and one day I will find him.
 
I made a picture of Eggs out of macaroni noodles and put it on my fridge.
 
Are my eyes made from PEAS?
 
THEY ARE NOW.
 
My dad's sperm penetrated an egg to make me once.
 
I digitally inserted Eggs into Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace in place of Sio Bibble.
 
He's so cool...I could never pull off a Van Dyke beard like that.
 
You could with today's computer generated imagery!
 
Or I could just shave my sideburns, and shape the bottom of my current beard into a triangle -- but I'd have to let it grow for months for it to be long enough to do that...

PHOTOSHOP IT IS!
 
SHAVE STARS INTO YOUR SIDEBURNS.
 
I just found him in my minefield world and I suggested some light snogging and he wasn't interested!

WHAT?!?
 
Your mistake was going for "light" snogging.
 
What's the name of that Sinatra documentary?

ALL OR NOTHING AT ALL! :kitty:
 
Eggs Starburns Mayo!

(That's not the name of the documentary btw)
 
*gives Eggs a gentle Stone Cold Stunner*
 
I should create a wrestling persona for myself that incorporates PowerPoint and proofreading.
 
AND A BANANA HAMMOCK
 
I don't remember enough about powerpoint to think of names for wrestling moves.
 
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