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The "let's all give Eggs a big cuddle" thread!

THE TWINKBUSTER.
 
Let's all cuddle Eggs in 2016!!!!
 
I AM THE FORMATTER AND I WILL SEND YOU TO THE FLOORMAT GRRR!

WITH MY PATENTED MOVES, THE SLIDE LAYOUT AND THE RED STROKE!

SEE YOU IN THE PLACEHOLDER BOX, BRUTHER!
 
Computer generated PEAS?! STAY TUNED!
 
IT'S CUDDLE EGGS DAY 2017 (it's a different day this year for some reason!)

Also all the old smilies don't work.
 
MAYBE MY CUDDLEDAY RESOLUTION WILL BE TO ADD MORE TK SMILEYS SOMETIME SOON!

Thanks for the cuddles, I need them...OOPS WAS THAT MY HAND? SORRY RAWR!
 
That was Batista's hand.
 
If the rumors are true you'd wished it was his COCK.
 
If only there were robot who travelled the world cuddling all thoese who needed a cuddle.
 
I'm sure the Japanese are working on it.
 
But they'll give it sexholes.
 
Only because their language doesn't allow them to pronounce them "cuddle holes".

KAH-DOO-RAH HOO-RAHS!
 
Do you think Klingons masturbate or would that be dishonourable?
 
Like most groups who pride themselves on their honor and integrity, Klingons are hypocrites and probably fap like rabbit priests in private.
 
Do Kilngon cockheads have those weird ridges too?
 
YES THEY KILLED JADZIA OR SOMETHING.
 
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