The Loktar kinkagou rumor thread

[Kitty]

No, that is a kinkajou who is stroking a piece of wood as practice for stroking my wood.

It looks like its about to bite into the log its stroking. I hope youre confident you trained him well.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I knew Loktar's genital biting ways would come back to haunt him...

 

[Kitty]

Whats goes around, comes back around to bite your cock?

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't piss the thing off.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Whats goes around, comes back around to bite your cock?

QOTW!

 

[Loktar]

It looks like its about to bite into the log its stroking. I hope youre confident you trained him well.

Not bite. suck. Where else would it get its "milk"?

 

[Loktar]

Don't piss the thing off.

Can I piss on him?

 

[Loktar]

I knew Loktar's genital biting ways would come back to haunt him...

Quiet you!

*nibbles on DP's testicles*

 

[Kitty]

Quiet you!

*nibbles on DP's testicles*

LMFAO!

Thats so fucked up. The post made me laugh hard though.

nibbles, crazy visual

 

[Loktar]

LMFAO!

Thats so fucked up. The post made me laugh hard though.

nibbles, crazy visual

Enjoy it while it lasts(forever maybe?)

Once I get fucked I probably won't be as fucked up. I'll turn into a sane, unfunny, boring old fart.

 

[Dr Dave]

Can I piss on him?

That does not seem advisable.

 

[Loktar]

That does not seem advisable.

Yeah well you're a doctor not a kinkjouologist so what do you know about kinkajous?

He/she might enjoy it.

 

[Dark Pickle]

LMFAO!

Thats so fucked up. The post made me laugh hard though.

nibbles, crazy visual

Imagine my reaction...

 

[Loktar]

Imagine my erection...

Fixed.

 

[Dark Pickle]

That too...

 

[Kitty]

funny thread

 

[Loktar]

Indeed.

 

[Dark Pickle]

ERECT!

 

[Loktar]

BONERIFFIC!

 

[Yub]

I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!