The Man for Henoch?

[Gonad]

He was the hottest guy in my eleventh grade math class..... now he's 25, in the military, GAY (even came out in my junior year and went to the prom with his BOYFRIEND), and uh-oh, taken. Oh well. But bask in the glory of his continued hotness. Oh, and he plays chess, too. I used to play with him every day in math. Chess, but I wouldn't have minded other!

 

[Gonad]

DAMN! HE IS SO FUCKING HOT STILL! I AM GOING TO LOSE IT! AAAAHHHFFGAIUHGAWISFGOWAIIDUSGHAOISUJFHOAISWUEFOWAISEFROWSIJFJBLKD

 

[Gonad]

HE IS SO VERY ATTRACTIVE!

 

[Gonad]

I AM SURE HE STILL HAS A VERY NICE BODY, IT WAS NICE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND IF HE IS IN THE MILITARY IT IS PROBABLY STILL VERY FIT AND STRONG AND WILLING TO GIVE AND RECEIVE SEXUALLY!@@@@@

 

[Gonad]

THE REASON I BROUGHT THIS UP IS BECAUSE I JUST FOUND HIM ON MYSPACE, AND HAD TO WHORE HIS PICTURE OUT TO THE APPRECIATIVE MASSES.

 

[Gonad]

IF PEOPLE DON'T LOOK AT THIS, I WILL BUMP THE THREAD AND PUT HIS PICTURE IN MY SIG FOR ALL TO GAZE AT AS THEY FONDLE THEMSELVES.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm better looking than him.

 

[jack]

He looks like that guy from Green Day without the sneer

 

[Gagh]

What's his name?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He looks like the dude from "Gremlins" with an incredibly bad dye job and horrendous skin. Dude, you're supposed to shave with the grain, it avoids those nasty little bumps.

 

[Gagh]

Zach Galligan? Heh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Meh.

 

[Gonad]

His ears stick out. You can't see it in this picture.

 

[Gonad]

OMFG HE IS STILL SO HOT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why don't YOU date him then.

 

[Gonad]

Because he is taken. And not attracted to me, as a gender.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're a girl? A girl with a dead baby av? That's...cool.

 

[Gonad]

Only cool until you realize that females use avatars that are 10x hotter than themselves.....

 

[Love Child]

Only cool until you realize that females use avatars that are 10x hotter than themselves.....

Haha! Why did I never see this thread before?!

 

[Henoch]

He's cute.