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The new...uhhh...bungie.net members

Rabbit said:
I'm masturbating furiously at your abusive language.
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Remember to squeeze the base on the upstroke. Really helps the force of the ejaculate.
 
I wonder if I'm welcome here since I'm really more of an unofficial b.net troll. comments?
 
We cold always cut off your arms and legs, put you outside the door, and simply call you Matt?
 
SilentBtViolent said:
That is a huge compliment.

:gagh:

But seriously thanks. So I'll give you a little backstory:

Born and bred in the dark, cold waters of bungie.net's worst forum, we were true sharks: blood cold as ice, with long, sharp teeth. Fate intervened and we ended up banding together against the forums' mods and retards. Eventually we spread out across other forums (including one sweet one that is just us, modded by Sniper, our resident rulemonger and closet homosexual with no sense of humor).

Some of us have gone a bit soft because the flamebaiting is so easy on b.net we ended up losing our reflexes. Others of us have embarked on grand designs -- like trolling viachicago.org, toughest fucking sell on the planet -- but can really use a shot in the arm like this place. In any event, I am thoroughly attuned to some like minds in this place and salute you even if we do not wind up staying.

And to beat you to the punch, imagine the above quoted, with one of you just replying:

:gagh:
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Nah, actually that sounds like about the standard path to making a troll "subculture" on just about every board I've seen it happen on.
 
Good introductions... I had forgotten that sig. I'm not too sure it was all that funny, not anymore anyway.

I guess humor does die with age, eh?
 
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