CoyoteUgly said:
I was about to write a diatribe about Canada and their inferiority complex concerning the US, and then I remembered this page:
http://www.negativepositive.org/fuck-canada.html
So read at your heart's content. It's long, but funny as hell not to mention true.
Wow. Whomever is responsible for that site sure has a hate-on for Canada even though everything the fool said was incorrect. For one thing, there were no recorded cases of SARS in the USA because we stopped it cold here in Canada. Asswipe, China did not have SARS before we did. It actually became noticed here in Canada first from a Hong Kong cunt (figures fucking chinks) arrived in Toronto and became sick thus infecting many Torontonians. The reason there were deaths here in Toronto is because NO ONE KNEW WHAT IT WAS. No one else had it yet. Canadian medical specialists discovered what SARS was. Not the Americans. Not the Chinese. The Canadians. The Chinese although SARS was happening in their country they had not a clue what they were dealing with. It was the Canadian Medical Association which informed the World Health Organisation about SARS and explained to them what it was and how to treat it. It was a Canadian doctor who discovered how to defeat it. That information was passed on to China who used OUR technology to defeat it. Get that information right you fucking morons. The USA did not have a single SARS case because we stopped it cold from crossing your border. You even quarantined airflights from Toronto to make certain it never reached your cities. Go ahead and read about it. We Torontonians read everything about SARS (what the fuck is this asshole doing telling a fucking Torontonian about SARS? I was fucking there you assholes. He was not). I saw the very people of Toronto walking around with fucking masks, most of them Chinese. The people of Toronto kept their distance from the fucking chinks as was their right but the fucking chinks ran around screaming racism. NO wonder everyone hates them. The people of Canada will never forget that fucking chink on CBC giving every Canadian shit for keeping their distance from Chinese people and calling them racists. We should have booted the fucker out of our country right then and there for endangering my people by attempting to shame them into getting closer to and touching chinks. I would have hung the fucking prick from his thumbs.
As for the beer, who said anything about alcohol content? Ours is in fact stronger and heavier. I know because when I visited the fucking sick US city of Cleveland for a hockey tournament I visited a fucking bar there (ironically enough the Blue Jays were playing against he Cleveland Indians - my buddy and I were stunned at the odds). We both asked for a fucking Molson Golden (bloody import prices for a beer they brewed in the fucking USA). When we tasted the beer we both simultaneously spat it out. We told the fucking waitress to take it back and that we were not paying for that piss. We told the cunt it was not Molson Golden. She held the bottle of one beer in front of our faces and dumbass cunt that she was said 'see, it says Molson Golden'. I grabbed the bottle right out of her fucking hand and pointed at the bottom of the label and said 'see you fucking cunt where it says brewed under contract by Coors?'. Stupid fucking Americans. We tried a Coors after that. Fucking bullshit. We asked for a Canadian beer. We discovered that patrons to the bar were paying import prices for home brews. Fucking dumb Americans. We stuck to the home brews. Let Americans who claim to love Canadian beer be dumb enough to pay a premium for a beer that was probably brewed a few hundred feet away from them.
As for our musical stars I find it odd you question them. Celine Dion? I do not like her personally but fuck she is earning megabucks. She sells more shows in Las Vegas than any American singer. What of Avril Lavigne? Aw are you Americans upset a Canadian girl, beautiful and smart, did not need fake teeth and a boob job to get by in the music world? Britney had a boob job and she has fake teeth. She shows off her titties, ass and cunt. As a result she sells albums. Avril lavigne has no need to do any of that. When was the last time you saw Avril in a fucking commercial? Oopsy. Nothing. I guess there is something to that 'anti-establishment' routine although I honestly believe she will cave on that. Too much money to be made. How many of Britney's songs did Britney write? One? Avril writes just about all of her own songs. No doubt Britney earns far more cash than Avril ever will but she sold her soul. Avril did not. The record industry created Britney. Avril created Avril. No one told her how to be and I respect her for that.
What is this about 'free' healthcare? The only 'Canadians' who claimed it was free would be fucking immigrants to Canada who just got off the boat from Pakistan, Nigeria, Somalia, India or whatever other Third-World country. They are in fact correct. For them our healthcare IS free. They have yet to pay a cent in taxes but receive top coverage the moment they set foot on Canadian soil. This has many Canadians in an uproar. I would not give the fuckers a thing. It is so bad the moment the fucking immigrants set foot upon our soil their first words out of their mouths are 'give us our medical cards now as we want to see some doctors to get some free operations that we would never get back home'. That shit about Canadians who could not get a family doctor is a half-truth. There is a doctor shortage in this country because the fucking USA entices our doctors to move south of the border with mucho casho. The US knows Canadian doctors are the best-trained doctors on earth and that is why they offer them many incentives to move south. A buddy of mine's fucking sister who was attending university to become a nurse received 9 (count 'em 9) fucking letters from the USA begging her to move down there and become a nurse in one of their hospitals. They offered to pay for her fucking move, her fucking house, her fucking wedding and this is one year before she was ready to graduate. Talk about fucking desperate. What was that about the Hostess Fruit Pie and Red Bull soda? The fucking site lies. They can be found anywhere. In hospitals. Anywhere. Whomever told the fool this is a fucking liar. I know because I live here. Oh, keep yapping about our 'state-run' healthcare. Are you Americans so stupid you do not realise your own 'state-run' healthcare is actually far larger than ours? You have a two-tier system. One for the rich and one for the poor that the fucking rich pay for. In actuality, a specific operation completed in Canada costs almost 3 times as much in the USA. The exact same operation. I know this because you are correct about the wait times. Sometimes they can in fact be excessive. What people do in some cases is go to the USA in extreme cases and have the operation done down there. They are stunned to discover how much the very same operation costs in the USA. Up to 3x as much. That is a fact. Do not believe me? Check with your own medical agencies. Why? What happens to a fucking American who loses his job and needs surgery? Oops, you had better be fucking rich. You lose EVERYTHING. I know this for a fact. Oftentimes if your injury or illness is not life-threatening and you do not have insurance the hospital tosses you out onto the street. Such things never happen here. You receive operations whether you work or not. Better keep those house payments going people. LOL. Poor fucker spends 20 years paying for his house, breaks his leg then sells that fucking house to pay for the medical bill. LOL.
I am laughing at that part about Canada unable to keep its country together. We are an older country than you are MORONS. UNOFFICIALLY that is. Get a life. We have two founding peoples. You have only one. Never forget it. The only Canadian territory to have a separatist party is Quebec. The others are a joke. Not even worth writing about. Those other separatist groups never see a newspaper headline or make the newspapers. They are simply... there. Pointless.
It has been proven even by your American EPA by far the majority of pollution in Canadian cities comes from the USA. It carries across the border into Canada. Poisoned waters in our north were caused by acid rain from the USA. This was the EPA saying this and it is not a Canadian organisation. You have a lot of nerve talking to a Canadian about destroying the environment. The US is the worst pollution criminal in world history.
Actually our fuel prices are lower than yours. MORON. Learn to read Metric and learn how to convert costs. Our TAXES are higher but the actual cost of the fuel is lower. Nothing but farmland? You do realise our country has only 31 million people yet is almost twice the size of yours? We manage to maintain an infrastructure that is your superior in a country much larger than yours with a population only a fraction the size of your own. I would say that is an incredible accomplishment. All this in harsh terrain too, terrain that would make an American cry for his mommy.
A town called Dildo in Canada? Try this on for size: Chicken, Alaska; Climax, Michigan; Ding Dong, Texas; French Lick, Indiana (must be from the days you licked French cocks in order to gain their assistance during your silly little Rebellion); Intercourse, Pennsylvania; Jot 'em Down, Texas; Looneyville, Texas; Santa Claus, Indiana; Toad Suck, Arkansas; Truth or Consequences, New Mexico; Why, Arizona; Bald Knob, Arkansas; Hooker, Arkansas; Dunmovin, California; Wimp, California; Yellow Water, Florida; Cumming, Georgia; Kickapoo, Illinois; Floyds Knobs, Indiana; Mud Lick, Kentucky; Gay Head, Massachusetts; Idiotville, Oregon (the home of that site's author); Coward, South Carolina (should be the USA's largest city with a name like that); Defeated, Tennessee (how most Americans feel in all of their wars); Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
So Quebec enforces illegal language laws. Many provinces in Canada do not give a fuck. The only people who care are the large companies. Many have left Montreal as a result of this policy. It only kills their economy which is why we do not give a flying fuck. Let them have French-only laws. Go visit Montreal and see all the For Lease, For Rent and For Sale signs that have gone up as a result of their stupid laws. We do not care. The Quebecois know it and this is why they want to separate. We do not care if they do that either and the Quebecois know this too. Pisses them off to no end. They will never separate. We know it and they know it so the entire discussion is moot. They will continue to do as they are fucking told.
Damn you are stupid. The Highway 401 is part of the largest highway on the planet. Fuck. You tree keeping up a highway this size. I have driven over American highways. Were my fellow Canadians to read this part of the site they would kill themselves laughing. I had a friend whose entire friend end was literally destroyed on his way to Cleveland for that same hockey tournament. I have had many people I know in Buffalo, Boston and Florida visit us in Canada. They claim whenever they enter Canada and onto our highways they notice quite a marked difference. Our roads are much-newer compared to roads they usually travel. They are better. The vehicles drive faster on them also. So much for that ridiculous claim of yours. Shot down yet again. One must also remember it is remarkable our roads are superior to US roads when you consider the weather which our roads are forced to endure. Our winters are much-harder on the roads than they are on yours. Get a life.
As for the taxes on recording media the USA is to blame for that. All of your whiny artists complaining that they are getting ripped off sent your Recording Industry to Canada in an attempt to sue Canadians for illegally downloading MP3s. So a compromise was made. Recordable media was taxed and those taxes would be given to all music artist. One catch. Canadians are free to download millions of songs off the internet without being charged. It is LEGAL up here. It is not down there in the USA. Hmm. What to do? Pay a minor fee in taxes for a CD which would go to our government anyway (you honestly think our government is going to hand those tax dollars to music artists? If you believe that then you are stupider than you look) or pay $1 - $2 for every song I download via an internet service I pay for every month anyway?? Hmm. this balances out. I opt for the ability to download billions of songs without paying a single cent.
Canada never claimed to have invented lacrosse. The reason for the French name is that the first people to see it played were French-Canadians. It has always been touted as being a game developed by natives. MORON.
Fuck you are stupid. The tallest building in the world is in fact our CN Tower. My grandfather built it.
Damn, someone is so jealous of my country he devoted an entire site to it.
