The Official "Canada Sucks" Thread

[Starship Coyote]

Actually, basketball was invented by a Canadian doctor who lived in Massachusetts. He based it off of a childhood Canadian game called "duck on a rock."

Know what we call "duck on a rock" where I live? Dinner.

 

[SaintLucifer]

great post SaintLucifer.

i agree with the person's rant about Quebec. i live in Quebec but the predominate french crap really pisses me off, especially since last year in history when we learned about the laws they've made and stuff. english is my first language and i was basically forced to learn french, 'cause it's hard to live in Quebec not knowing french. in January i went to Montreal to visit the college i applied to, and it was the first time i heard people speak english in public without being in another province. i swear to god. every now and again i hear a few english-speaking people in Quebec City 'cause they're tourists or whatever, but that's it. i was relieved to hear people speak english. even at my high school (which is english) people mostly speak french during break.

and hey, if you think the language laws in Quebec are bad, check out law 101. only children who have at least one parent who went to an english school are able to go to english school. there are tons of exceptions of course but fuck. :roll:

i don't spell color with a 'u'. :lol: i don't get the point of adding another letter to a word that doesn't need it. it's a waste of time.

the Mayans did not invent basketball, it was a fucking completely different game. :roll: the only possible similarity is throwing a ball through a ring. and they weren't placed the same way as basketball hoops.

i don't care about anti-Canadians and what they say. i do think it's ironic that Americans don't like anti-American crap but they do the same thing to other countries.

Oooh. A fellow Canuck. I thought I was the lone Canadian in here. No matter. I have learned how truly stupid Americans are in here. The Americans are so dumb they get second mortgages for their homes and sell off all of their assets in order to pay for the broken legs their doctors set for them in an American hospital, then limp toward a Canadian with that so very expensive cast which they have paid a fortune for and laugh at our health-care system. Then they further attempt to mock us whilst we are daily sending them millions of barrels of oil from our tar sands in Alberta which we can easily cut off thus destroying their economy and causing them to curse at us in the dark. Once again the Americans further attempt to mock us whilst drinking all of that fresh water they received from Canada rather than being forced to drink their polluted shit. Wonder how the fucking Americans are going to keep their construction industry humming along without our softwood lumber if they keep fucking with NAFTA? Americans are big talkers until they are forced to compete in business at an even level with Canadians. NAFTA is proof we Canadians are far more-efficient than Americans. Don't forget, Americans think Canada is a fucking socialist nation just because we have socialised health care. Americans are too dumb to realise their 'socialised' health care is actually larger than ours. The only difference between theirs and ours is that they have a two-tier system, the capitalist one for the wealthy and a socialist one for the poor which the wealthy also pay for. LOL. Dumbases. I love all of those Americans driving around in Honda Civics, one of the world's best-selling automobiles, which they think are built in Japan but in actuality they are built not too far away from me in Alliston, Ontario. LOL. Duh? Me American. Me too stupid. I still remember the fucking Minnesota border guard I spoke to. Dumbass cunt says to me 'Canada is a communist state'. I was rolling on the ground killing myself with laughter.

 

[SaintLucifer]

:lol: I can not believe a pussified Canadian said this. Have you fucking met Canada?! Jesus Christ fuckwad, change your name to France Jr. and call it a day. Your country's fucking flag should be pure white or better yet, yellow.

Are you fucking stupid? We entered both world wars LONG before the U.S.A. did. Canada along with Great Britain fought for over 3 years in WWII before the Americans said 'ooh the British and Canadians are kicking Nazi butt, perhaps we could now make a difference since the Nazis are beaten anyway. Let's go make ourselves look good fighting an already defeated foe'. In WWI when the British and Canadians were kicking the Kaiser back to Berlin we waited until 1917 before the Americans gathered enough nerve to join us in vanquishing a destroyed and demoralised German army. Read a history book bitch. Have I fucking met Canada? I Canadian you cunt. My parents were born in Great Britain so I have firsthand knowledge of both countries when it comes to the world wars. Shit, we sure kicked your asses all over the fucking place in 1812. Gotta love watching fucking Washington burn down to the ground 3 times whilst your great 'brave' President Madison ran out with his tail safely tucked between his legs. If not for the great Napoleon Bonaparte, the USA would be another Canadian province today and you know it.

 

[Ishcabittle]

This is exactly where Lucy is getting its funniest, IMFO!

LMAO!!!

 

[jack]

It's not ironic at all genius, just merely coincidental.

And the only people bothered by pussfied anti-American bullshit are pussified liberals who don't belong here anyway.

Come to Vermont and say that :bigass:

 

[SamhainP8]

If it wasn’t for America, Australia would be another prefecture of Japan. The English did fuck all.

 

[whisky]

Without Canada we wouldnt have William Shatner.

 

[Sarek]

He was smart enough to get out of Canada.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Are you fucking stupid? We entered both world wars LONG before the U.S.A. did. Canada along with Great Britain fought for over 3 years in WWII before the Americans said 'ooh the British and Canadians are kicking Nazi butt, perhaps we could now make a difference since the Nazis are beaten anyway. Let's go make ourselves look good fighting an already defeated foe'. In WWI when the British and Canadians were kicking the Kaiser back to Berlin we waited until 1917 before the Americans gathered enough nerve to join us in vanquishing a destroyed and demoralised German army. Read a history book bitch. Have I fucking met Canada? I Canadian you cunt. My parents were born in Great Britain so I have firsthand knowledge of both countries when it comes to the world wars. Shit, we sure kicked your asses all over the fucking place in 1812. Gotta love watching fucking Washington burn down to the ground 3 times whilst your great 'brave' President Madison ran out with his tail safely tucked between his legs. If not for the great Napoleon Bonaparte, the USA would be another Canadian province today and you know it.

Dude, shut up.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Dude, shut up.

Truth hurts yes my American dumbass? Hence the quick 'shut up'.

 

[Laker_Girl]

^Mmm, yeah that's it the truth hurts. This from the "ironic" genius.

For your safety and the safety of others, shut it.

 

[SaintLucifer]

^Mmm, yeah that's it the truth hurts. This from the "ironic" genius.

For your safety and the safety of others, shut it.

Yes. I am a genius although there is nothing 'ironic' about it. The fact I am Anglo-Saxon is enough said.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Are you fucking stupid? We entered both world wars LONG before the U.S.A. did. Canada along with Great Britain fought for over 3 years in WWII before the Americans said 'ooh the British and Canadians are kicking Nazi butt, perhaps we could now make a difference since the Nazis are beaten anyway.

Two points: 1) we entered WWII when the Japanese attacked us, and 2) Britain would have starved had we not shipped food to the UK and also permenantly loaned escort destroyers to HM Royal Navy.

In WWI when the British and Canadians were kicking the Kaiser back to Berlin we waited until 1917 before the Americans gathered enough nerve to join us in vanquishing a destroyed and demoralised German army. Read a history book bitch.

Follow your own advice. WWI was a stalemate before the Germans fucked up and drew us into the war. British, Canadian, South African, and French troops were locked into trench warfare against the Germans who btw had not seen an enemy soldier on their own home soil at that time. Germany offered an olive branch to the British in 1916, and the Brit government seriously considered accepting it because food and manpower were both running rather low.

Have I fucking met Canada? I Canadian you cunt. My parents were born in Great Britain so I have firsthand knowledge of both countries when it comes to the world wars.

You don't have dip. You're a Canuck, not British. Being in the Commonwealth doesn't mean shit.

Shit, we sure kicked your asses all over the fucking place in 1812.

Actually, that was a stalemate.

Gotta love watching fucking Washington burn down to the ground 3 times whilst your great 'brave' President Madison ran out with his tail safely tucked between his legs.

British troops...not Canadian...burned the first White House and the Capitol in retaliation for the American total destruction of Toronto.

If not for the great Napoleon Bonaparte, the USA would be another Canadian province today and you know it.

Actually, if it had not been for heavy-handed tactics by the British parliament in the 1760s and 70s, the American colonies would have gladly stayed within the British empire.

Why does Canada keep getting interjected into everything by you? Canada's never done shit without major help from Britain. That must be rather embarassing...a nation the size of two American states having to guide and assist one of the largest nations in the world.

 

[szhismine]

a nation the size of two American states having to guide and assist one of the largest nations in the world.

guide? assist? more like lord over.

i think population, and not size, is what matters. and i think most Americans would agree that Britain was a very greedy country that had to have its entire "empire" play exactly by its rules. why the fuck did you rebel against them in the first place if not for that reason? or did you simply hate tea so damn much you wanted the Boston Harbor to feel your pain? :roll:

British troops...not Canadian...burned the first White House and the Capitol in retaliation for the American total destruction of Toronto.

actually it was called York back then.

 

[Starship Coyote]

guide? assist? more like lord over.

i think population, and not size, is what matters. and i think most Americans would agree that Britain was a very greedy country that had to have its entire "empire" play exactly by its rules. why the fuck did you rebel against them in the first place if not for that reason? or did you simply hate tea so damn much you wanted the Boston Harbor to feel your pain? :roll:

Pretty much correct.

actually it was called York back then.

I know it...you know it...but Lucy's history is so awful that I didn't want to strain her brain too much.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Pretty much correct.





I know it...you know it...but Lucy's history is so awful that I didn't want to strain her brain too much.

Uh, I live in present-day 'YORK'. By the way, the attack on York was the equivalent of Japan's sneak-attack on Pearl Harbour. Yet you whine to the world about that cowardly sneak attack. It is alright for you to do it but not for the Japanese? Hypocrites.

You people need to understand history. The Colonies rebelled because they did not wish to pay taxes to Britain even though the motherland sent out its navy and ground forces to protect the USA from both the French and the Indians. The Colonies wanted this protection for free. All Britain wanted was for the Colonies to share in the costs of their own protection. You rebelled. You wanted your cake and eat it. You wanted the people of Great Britain to pay your way and when they refused you cried like the spoiled babies you were. Then you went over to France, kneeled down before Louis IV and sucked his cock every day for 2 years before he decided to send his best troops to fight a cause you were losing. It was not until the arrival of these crack French troops you started to actually win some battles. One must be reminded the British were introduced to guerilla warfare for the first time by the colonials. They were also introduced to barbarism. Captured British generals were hung or had their heads decapitated. This threw off the British who believe in the gentleman's art of war. Never had Britain in its 800 years of fighting wars ever experienced such barbarism. Even the European powers were disgusted and began to understand why the Empire decided to give the Colonies their independence. The British did not wish to have anything further to do with such a psychotic peoples. The Americans today talk about their 'brave' lads fighting the Empire. What was so brave about hit-and-run tactics where they used their own women and children as shields?

Actually you LOST the War of 1812 MORON. You lost badly. We had possession of the Great Lakes and all of the American cities around them. We returned them only as part of an agreement whereby pre-1812 borders were honoured. The only reason the British agreed to this was because of their problems with Napoleon's Grande Armee. Your military was a pathetic joke we were not too concerned about and wanted to deal with a REAL army. Never forget, you STARTED the War of 1812 and remain upset to this day that you lost it and you KNOW Napoleon saved your asses. It is a fact if not for Napoleon the USA would be today a CAnadian province.

Uh yes, Canadians did in fact fight in the War of 1812. Canadians were part of the Empire you dipshit. During 1812, it was Upper Canada and Lower Canada. The Canadian militia (a real organisation) fought alongside the British and many were actually integrated into the British military. So yes Canadians can and do say we kicked your asses in 1812. Never forget it. We remain the only territory to ever defeat the USA on your own native soil.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Pretty much correct.





I know it...you know it...but Lucy's history is so awful that I didn't want to strain her brain too much.

Oh yes, in both world wars it was the other way around; Canada assisted the British. The same day the British declared war so did we. Where was the mighty USA? Oh yes, hiding in your cowardly isolationist shell. Poofters.

 

[Sarek]

Anyone ever see Mel Brook's History of the World Part 1?

I really wish he would have done Part 2.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Two points: 1) we entered WWII when the Japanese attacked us, and 2) Britain would have starved had we not shipped food to the UK and also permenantly loaned escort destroyers to HM Royal Navy.

What is your point about the Japanese? You forced them into that action. Starved? The Canadians were supplying the British long before you even knew what WWII was all about. You 'loaned' escort destroyers? Uh no, you SOLD them to us. How do you think the USA managed to gain world naval ports? That was the trade. You give us 50 destroyers and we give you a new navy base in the Pacific. Canadian corvettes did more 'escorting' than any other nation on earth. Remember, the Royal Navy was still by far the world's largest navy. Canada's navy, even with a small population, was the fourth-largest.

Follow your own advice. WWI was a stalemate before the Germans fucked up and drew us into the war. British, Canadian, South African, and French troops were locked into trench warfare against the Germans who btw had not seen an enemy soldier on their own home soil at that time. Germany offered an olive branch to the British in 1916, and the Brit government seriously considered accepting it because food and manpower were both running rather low.

Damn you are stupid. We were far better off in 1916 than we were in 1914 and most certainly better off than the Germans who were being starved into submission by our superior navy. We had destroyed the Kaiser's navy. The British NEVER considered accepting any deals. My family was there dipshit. Not ever have the British considered any deals in any of its wars.

You don't have dip. You're a Canuck, not British. Being in the Commonwealth doesn't mean shit.

Actually it does. It is called DUAL CITIZENSHIP. Never speak about things which you know nothing of.

Actually, that was a stalemate.

You lost. Accept it. Canada did not lost one centimetre of its today. You lost the entire Great Lakes region. Only after YOU sued for peace did we return it. Learn to read. You attacked us remember? All part of your plan for Manifest Destiny. You tried to absorb Mexico and failed. You tried to absorb Canada and had your asses handed to you on a silver platter.

British troops...not Canadian...burned the first White House and the Capitol in retaliation for the American total destruction of Toronto.

Of course York was totally destroyed. It was a sneak attack a-la Pearl Harbour. Our British forces faced major American regiments in Washington yet still slapped them around like the uneducated children they were. Our leaders did not flee as your President Madison did. He fled BEFORE the battle. Coward. Yet you consider him a great man.

Actually, if it had not been for heavy-handed tactics by the British parliament in the 1760s and 70s, the American colonies would have gladly stayed within the British empire.

British parliament had no say in the matter. It was King George demanded the Colonies pay for their share of the costs for their own protection. They refused. Britain was paying for everything. It had to stop somewhere. Remember, this is the very reason our Empire shrank.

Why does Canada keep getting interjected into everything by you? Canada's never done shit without major help from Britain. That must be rather embarassing...a nation the size of two American states having to guide and assist one of the largest nations in the world.

The last time Britain 'helped' Canada was in the early 1900s. We have been on our own since then. Canada had one of the world's smallest populations then. Rather difficult to care for one of the largest nations on earth with such a small population so much so that it remains a problem even today. This is supposedly why my government keeps increasing immigration quotas, a large mistake if you ask me. Canada rescued Great Britain from two world wars and were glad to do it. Of course my family was British at the time.

I grow weary of poor education. The USA needs to rebuild their system.

 

[Sarek]

Oh for the love of...

Ok, we get it. You love Canada. Yahoo, woopie.

Put a fucking flag in your front yard like everyone else and shut the fuck up already.