The Official Eggs Is Leaving the Office Soon and Must Sign Off Thread

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

10/16

Just have to proof some slides and fill out some paperwork, and it's off to the bar.

 

[Henoch]

Can i cum with??

 

[The Question]

DENIED

 

[Buttons]

I think you should instead rub yourself with anchovie paste.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I like sausages, would you like one, Eggs?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Link or Pattie?

AND CONSIDER YOUR ANSWER CAREFULLY

 

[Buttons]

Either way its good Of course I prefer it to be broken up and stuffed into an omelette with Kiera Knightley and Natalie Portman.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Well, it depends on what kind you want, i can cook up either.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think link.

LANCELOT LINK!

 

[Buttons]

Link? Like the elf lad who is obviously gayer than the gayest gay man in gay Alcatraz?

 

[CaptainWacky]

This sounds awfully final.

 

[FBI parte due]

Cook up either? Or cook up HITLER?

 

[Grammour Boy]

I HAVE NOT HERETOFORE POSTED IN THIS THREAD.

 

[Loktar]

Me either.

 

[Buttons]

THat is your folly! Tralo Tralay!

 

[Loktar]

No, THIS is my folly.

*unzips pants*

 

[Buttons]

... Sorry do I need a microscope or some such?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I LIKE CAst

 

[Loktar]

... Sorry do I need a microscope or some such?

Yes. A Sexy Microscope.

 

[Buttons]

A sexy microscope to see your microscopic manhood?