The ongoing conflict with Narnia

[CaptainWacky]

HOW COME there's all those PATHETIC websites about who would "win" a "fight" between Star Trek and Star Wars, but NO "Middle Earth versus Narnia" sites? HUH?

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'm not sure they are at odds... I'm sure there's a mutual trade agreement in there somewheres.

 

[FBI parte due]

Star Wars vs. Middle Earth would be good, if only because of the scene with the Empire's troops razing the shire and chasing down all the Hobbits, one by one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes but then Saruon puts on the Ring and...NO, I WILL NOT BE DRAWN INTO CONVERSATIONS OF THIS KIND.

 

[Blindgroping]

HOW COME there's all those PATHETIC websites about who would "win" a "fight" between Star Trek and Star Wars, but NO "Middle Earth versus Narnia" sites? HUH?

Start one.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

'Cause Narnia is Jesus-based. The others are self-contained fantasy universes, and the Jesus freaks don't let their kids watch heathen pagan devil-worshipping fantasy stuff like Harry Potter, or any sci-fi that doesn't give props to JC as the source of their Force.

 

[FBI parte due]

What about Harry Potter vs. Col. Kira?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't believe Skin would ever have raped Harry Potter.

Hermione, maybe. But most likely Prof. McGonagle, that's more his style.

 

[FBI parte due]

What about Fluffy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT ABOUT Cho Chan if he let BDM help him?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd have sex with Cho Chang on only one condition: That she'd let me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Loser.

(Just kiddin'!)