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The ongoing conflict with Narnia

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
HOW COME there's all those PATHETIC websites about who would "win" a "fight" between Star Trek and Star Wars, but NO "Middle Earth versus Narnia" sites? HUH?
 
I'm not sure they are at odds... I'm sure there's a mutual trade agreement in there somewheres.
 
Star Wars vs. Middle Earth would be good, if only because of the scene with the Empire's troops razing the shire and chasing down all the Hobbits, one by one.
 
Yes but then Saruon puts on the Ring and...NO, I WILL NOT BE DRAWN INTO CONVERSATIONS OF THIS KIND.
 
CaptainWacky said:
HOW COME there's all those PATHETIC websites about who would "win" a "fight" between Star Trek and Star Wars, but NO "Middle Earth versus Narnia" sites? HUH?
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Start one.
 
'Cause Narnia is Jesus-based. The others are self-contained fantasy universes, and the Jesus freaks don't let their kids watch heathen pagan devil-worshipping fantasy stuff like Harry Potter, or any sci-fi that doesn't give props to JC as the source of their Force.
 
What about Harry Potter vs. Col. Kira?
 
I don't believe Skin would ever have raped Harry Potter.

Hermione, maybe. But most likely Prof. McGonagle, that's more his style.
 
What about Fluffy?
 
WHAT ABOUT Cho Chan if he let BDM help him?
 
I'd have sex with Cho Chang on only one condition: That she'd let me.
 
Loser.

(Just kiddin'!)
 
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