The Person Below Me...

[jack]

Yes I would have had sex with that girl instead of respecting the relationship.

TPBM has had an unusual surgery or operation.

 

[DarthSikle]

Yepper, and now I'm a man babbbyyyy

TPBM has fellated a monkey?

 

[Hambil]

Yepper, and now I'm a man babbbyyyy

TPBM has fellated a monkey?

The monkey wanted it.

TPBM secretly likes All My Children

 

[Neil]

No secret about it!

TPBM wakes up to the presence of an annoying cock every morning?

 

[Mandi]

he's only annoying sometimes

TPBM has a secret they want to tell me.

 

[Monolith]

Not lately. I'm all secreted out

TPBM is an insomniac.

 

[jack]

I used to be, now I sleep through the night.

TPBM isn't funny when they try to be and hilarious unintentionally.

 

[Donovan]

Damn straight..

Uh. wait,

I mean, "HELL NO!"

I'm funny all the damn time. I talk funny, I look funny, I even smell funny. After a good weekend, I might even walk a little funny.

TPBM is holding on to at least two childhood toys they don't want anyone to know about...