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The Real Thing

J

jack2

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That's right, fuckleys. You thought jack was bad, but I'm the real fucking thing. And I declare myself the King of this hellish shithole.

I also make a mean pad thai. (laughing)
 
imagine an unhappy, shaking from-side-to-side yellow face in your thread with my name next to it....
 
Ever see the Patty Duke show? Probably something akin to that or the "Mirror Mirror" universe.

Does Jack2 have a goatee?
 
Go ahead and laugh, cunts. I'll take you all down faster than Robert Young climbed under that table at SPX. (laughing)
 
Small Press EXpo. It's a convention for independent and self-publishers not associated with the BIGGER comic book publishing companies.
 
You sound like a man who can explain jackisms well. Who's Robert Young? The "Father Knows Best" guy?
 
I'd love to be the Appendix to all things Jack, but, sadly, despite our history, Jack's just got too many years and experiences on me to properly explain.

The truth is, I don't know who Robert Young is.
 
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Valleri
Valleri. I love my Valleri.

There's a girl I know who makes me feel so good.
And I wouldn't live without her, even if I could.
They call her Valleri.
I love my Valleri.

[Instrumental]

She's the same little girl who used to hang around my door.
But she sure looks different than the way she looked before.
I call her Valleri.
I love my Valleri.

[Instrumental]

Valleri. I love my Valleri.
I love my Valleri.
I need ya, Valleri.
 
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