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The Real Thing

I think someone's going to have a request played in their honor this weekend :bigass:
 
Ouchie said:
Clept lip, dingbat; don't make fun of Ouchie's medical condition
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You mean "cleft" lip dontcha fuckface? Oh I see you already edited it (laughing)

dance little harelip, dance :bigass:

Jesus, dont you even know what you have?
 
I know, switching from one dual to another and typing frantically produces typos :)
 
jack said:
You mean "cleft" lip dontcha fuckface? Oh I see you already edited it (laughing)

dance little harelip, dance :bigass:

Jesus, dont you even know what you have?
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are you taking the pills I prescribed or not
jumping up and down are you? its jack; the jewish grammar nazi
 
MessengerX said:
my my Ive touched a nerve. i don't think you are ready for Troll Kingdom, jack
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Don't flatter yourself, that's not my nerve you're touching.
 
jack said:
Let's hear the real story from "the real thing" :bigass:
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Here's the deal, fuckley: Sam and Danny wanted their picture taken with Young, who said no, screaming "No pictures!" then hid under the table. I was there, or I wasn't there, depending on who you ask.

If I feel like it I'll share with you stories about the Wetter. Or maybe tell you how Groth likes to fuck teenage girls. But don't count on it. (laughing)
 
That's not what happened at all. But that's what got posted in the Gutters :bigass:
 
It's funnier if I tell it, but I'm curious about this jealousy, and what it's developing into. The real SPX story is actually quite funny, but not what the doppleganger is saying.
 
The way it worked was, Hellman hated Young worse than I hated Hellman. Robert Young is a zine publisher that puts out something called TCI (The Comics Interpereter), at the time, he was promoting his new zine (#3) for the SPX show. Hellman insisted he was going to stalk him and get a picture, and quite a row developed between the two of them over it.

Now I never went to that SPX, but lied about being there and when someone asked Hellman what happened between he and Young, I piped in that I watched Hellman and Sam Henderson (of Spongebob Squarepants fame) approach Youngs table with a camera, and when he saw them coming he dived under the table screaming NO PICS NO PICS.

He never did that, but Hellman was freaking out, because he believed I was really there, I went so far as to say that we had met at the show, but I never identified myself. It was pretty funny how mad he got over it.

Talk about busting a vein in his neck.
 
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