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The Retard List: Fact or fiction

Adding to the list, I'd have to put the following:

Hambil: Can't keep a fucking bbs running right and has to change the programming several times per year. IQ: somewhere in the 70's.
Caitriona: What a dumb bitch. She thinks she's an admin and then all she does is talk about sex all day. What a retarded slut. IQ: Let's just say it's low, shall we.
Mentalist: Another proof that British people are stupid. Enough said. IQ: He doesn't know what IQ even means.
Missmanners: Yeah, she's one of the founders of this shithole. That's evidence enough. IQ: To quote her, "room temperature"
Sardonica: ALIENS ARE NOT REAL!!! They're stories to put little kids to bed at night. IQ: given that he knows what Aliens are, I'd guess at the upper 90's.
 
The Question said:
No, the reason we knew about the SaintLudicrous/Gungadin connection is because you couldn't keep your lame-ass fucking dual under cover. You had to go and start spouting a bunch of ridiculous shit about French Canadians as Paladin, just like you did for months as SaintLucifer, not to mention rendering the account pathetically obvious as a dual to anyone who bothered to think things through with regard to your pathetically transparent writing style, not to mention the fact that the writing style changed so drastically. A fact which I didn't need to look up, by the way, because I remember every single fucking thing I've ever seen posted on this board and knew as soon as Paladin reappeared with that lame pseudo-Frog shit that it was a completely different characterization.

In short, we knew because you're a loser who blew his own cover.
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Oh yes. Is true. The Question knew Paladin is really SaintLucifer. He knew in head but not call SaintLucifer on it. Wait. This not sense make. He call everyone else dual on it but not SaintLucifer? Why is? Paladin know. The Question is not call SaintLucifer on dual is because The Question is not really know therefore is liar The Question. No one of entire site knew. Paladin ask The Question is show proof he or anyone knew about dual of SaintLucifer. Only thing anyone knew is that Paladin is dual but nothing more. Paladin give The Question many permissions to keep up bullshit story how he knew about SaintLucifer dual but all world know The Question is lie. All time The Question call me 'froggie'. Why call Paladin 'froggie' if The Question knew really Paladin is not French? Why The Question many times say many things bad about French if he know Paladin is not French? Why would Paladin cares how The Question is feel about French if Paladin is not French but British? Is all proofs The Question is liar big time huge.
 
The Question said:
See, I love this. Fucker can shell out the dough for a wireless keyboard AND a 19" monitor, but keeps a scanner that won't even jack into a current-generation PC.
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Is further proof The Question est un retarde. Paladin know SaintLucifer threw out scanner many moons ago. Scanner is work with previous system of SaintLucifer. Not work with current system because not have proper slot for. Why for SaintLucifer need scanner? For what use?
 
Gagh said:
You are a complete and utter spanner, with absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever. I agree with Hambil. Go top yourself, shit-smear.
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Oh no what Paladin is do? Gagh fagh guy is call him a 'tool'. He also say Paladin is no have redeeming features (people, he really mean no have redeeming qualities but forgive, him not very bright have brain broken). Shit-smear? Is like what Paladin think when he is take off his underwear and see skidmark then exclaim 'there's Gagh is fagh guy on my underwear!'
 
Gagh is pissed he didn't make the list?

Yeah, why didn't he? If he pisses off the management so much, then why not reward his efforts with recognition?

I have yet to see a more tireless spammer.
 
Hambil said:
I thought it might prove interesting to examine the ever growing list of TK retards, and speculate on their mental condition. Are they truly a retard, or is something else wrong with them? We'll start with just the top 5.

1) Paladin/Luci
2) Messenger
3) Bad Dog
4) Grammour Boy
5) Habeeb
6) Conchaga

My take:
1) Luci: Fact. Retarded 14 year old boy, estimated IQ 80.
2) Messenger: Fiction. An immature sociopath with dead cats and dogs in his basement. Not smart enough to make serial killer though. Estimated IQ 120.
3) Bad Dog: Fact. Frat Boy, slight retardation from drinking way too much beer. Estimated IQ 90.
4) Grammour Boy: Fact. Sever retardation, lives with mom, has to wear depends and have his 6 year old kid sister help him with his posts. Estimated IQ 70.
5) Habeeb: Fiction. Crazy 600 lbs cat lady with nothing better to do since she can't get out of bed. Estimated IQ 110.
6) Conchaga: Brawl-Hall member, nuff said.
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Messenger/Zodiac doesn't deserve to be on the list IMO. True he had his moments but overall he is pretty cool
Conchaga just seems to be a person having fun on the internet so therefor doesn't deserve retard classification either
Bad Dog makes ya laugh so there goes retard status
Habeeb/Edna is out in left field and leaves ya scratching your head, sometimes in amazement sometimes in disgust, but she makes ya think so poof off the list
I agree with the rest of the list
 
bad dog said:
My girlfriend has a 19" but she is 50 years old and her eyesight is not very good. I have a 15" lcd its ok. I had a wireless keyboard and mouse, the mouse died after it hits the floor a few times, the keyboard still works after 5 years but Its on my old box.
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Your girlfriend has 19 inches? And her eyesight isnt very good?

OMG you poor bastard.
 
Conchaga said:
Oh, c'mon, that was years ago. I seriously doubt my handle is still useable over there. You're gonna have to do better than that to prove my retardation.
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When you used Ray Nagin as an av. That proves it.
 
But that was a funny pic of him in a willy wonka outfit, lampooning his "chocolate city" comment.
 
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