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[Gonad]

Has still been great, exciting, fantastic! FYI

 

[Gonad]

But nothing too new or crazy.

 

[Gonad]

Although I did get bruises two weeks ago after we celebrated the success of locating the elusive Sandtrooper.

 

[Love Child]

Dammit!
I bent over the back of a truck the other day

 

[Gonad]

We are much more conventional.

 

[Love Child]

I like it outside.

 

[Gonad]

I don't prefer it, I hate getting leaves and dirt in my underwear and having to spend hours like that before I can get home. Maybe I'd like it mixed in with the mean shit I've been into.

 

[Love Child]

You dont' have to have dirt and leaves on you!

Cum prepared!

 

[Gonad]

What do you mean? A change of underwear? What about when it sticks to you from the sweat? And other body fluids? I can't help it, I'm just a really dirty messy person.

 

[Love Child]

I don't know, bring a towel or something.

 

[Gonad]

But what's the point of having sex outside if you're doing it on a towel? You might as well be on a comfy mattress.

 

[Love Child]

haha

 

[Gonad]

I DO like being up against a tree, from behind, but we've had *that* conversation already.

 

[Gonad]

Besides, he's crusty-old and experienced, he's been there, done that, and would probably break a hip or something.

<joking>

 

[Love Child]

Haha!

 

[Love Child]

I should go play
I only have a few minutes left to do so

 

[Gonad]

able was i ere i saw elba

 

[Gonad]

Besides, he's crusty-old and experienced, he's been there, done that, and would probably break a hip or something.

<joking>

omg this is really funny now that I know he actually hurt his hip when he was younger

 

[jack]

Intuition is interesting, isn't it?

 

[Gonad]

It probably has more to do with my logical deduction subroutine designed by the aliens.