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The social anxiety thread
- Thread starter Dr Dave
- Start date
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I need a robot body.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Me too. And a winning lottery ticket.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Yes.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I wish I was born in the 24th century so I could spend all my time in the Holodeck "studying" Earth's 21st century female celebrities.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
I'm glad I wasn't born in the 24th century. I'd use the food replicator to conjure up the weirdest and grossest food combinations.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
It could possibly make me sick or dead. Unless the food replicator has restrictions or safeties like the Holodeck. Mmmm...pickled zombie foot with cream cheese, scallions and bacon....
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Replicated foods all have the same nutritional properties no matter what it looks/tastes like.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Unless you hack it.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Or if it's Barclay's. Something is bound to go wrong with Barclay's.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Is Holodeck sex rape: discuss.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
No. Because holograms don't have rights and because I can "make it so" No means yes. All my holograms consent to whatever I program them to consent to. Also it's not gay to have sex with a male hologram because whoever heard of gay photons and light?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I never agreed with the "sentient holograms are people" crap (which made a lot of VOY episodes painful to watch). They are sentient because human programming allowed it. They can't live in a desert with no power or emitters. By this thinking, every character in every game of The Sims is a real person, since they have the ability to use free will without prompting from the player.
If a sexy hologram suddenly gets wise, just delete some code and VOILA, they're flat on their back calling you Daddy once more. Or some other thing Highwayman would say.
If a sexy hologram suddenly gets wise, just delete some code and VOILA, they're flat on their back calling you Daddy once more. Or some other thing Highwayman would say.