The story of [random] and [you].

[NeonMercuryASH]

I don't get it.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Dershocka never cheated on me, but Motley sure did!

Sorry to hear it, darlin

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Yeah. Love stinks.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Always has, always will.

 

[Kitty]

Who the hell is Motley? That vampire guy from your old avatar?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Yeah.

 

[Kitty]

He cheated on you?

What an asshole!


Care to post his phone number and home address?

 

[Dick Prickle]

He didn't deserve you anyway!

 

[Loktar]

I don't deserve you, picklemeister!

*sexes*

 

[Dick Prickle]

You deserve me!

*fucks Loktar HARD*

 

[Loktar]

meh.

 

[Dick Prickle]

SO FICKLE TO THE PICKLE!

 

[Loktar]

Indeed. And thats the way I likes it.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

8====D ~o ~o ~o

Bullshit. You like it ROUGH.

When your hand cuffed to

the bedpost and your head

is mashed into the pillows

and my cock is slamming

into your ass, so hard,

fast, and deep: it hurts

and you're bleeding, but

you LOVE it, because it

feels SO GOOD, and we

both cum SO HARD.

 

[Loktar]

*YAWN*

 

[Kitty]

pointless bump

 

[The Dork Lord]

*YAWN*

L
I
E
Z

 

[Loktar]

T
R
O
O
F
!

 

[Kitty]

[random] and [you]'s drama is always interesting.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Foort