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The time has come

Trixie said:
it's not? I'm getting even for what you said to me earlier today.

You're a brat do you know that?

;)
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Well honey, I am sure you get the question a lot I asked you today. And I am sure you always say yes.

Now don't be a brat yourself and get on with it.
 
Bergerac said:
That really hurts my feelings you know.

I feel very sad right now. But my name is Bergerac, not Bergercock, so you must be picking on someone else.
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There you go. Proof he's retarded. Anyone can pick up on a basic insult like that except Bergercock the Retarded.

That's your new name retard. Bergercock the Retarded.
 
Bergerac said:
Well honey, I am sure you get the question a lot I asked you today. And I am sure you always say yes.

Now don't be a brat yourself and get on with it.
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I think you are in need of something and it isn't a spanking or what you asked me to do for you either.
 
Sarek said:
There you go. Proof he's retarded. Anyone can pick up on a basic insult like that except Bergercock the Retarded.

That's your new name retard. Bergercock the Retarded.
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Wow, you are good Sarek, call me a retard!

You don't even amuse me, and fuck, even Jack is smarter as you.

Sincerely yours,

Bergercock the Retarded.
 
Mystery D8 said:
Sarek,

Walmart called, they think some juveniles are getting ready to steal some Napoleon Dynamite DVDs. They'd like you to gather the rest of the security squad and get over there, PRONTO. Listen, dude, I know between Walmart and Dairy Queen, you're not bringing in a lot of cash but don't you think you can at least cancel some of your gay mag subscriptions so you can afford to get a fucking phone. I'm not your secretary, sperm-burper.

Much Thanks,

Mystery D8

PS. Tell your wife the "penetrator" said hello, she'll understand.
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Oh. My. God. It's the dreaded Wal-Mart insult followed by the devastating "I fucked your wife, tell her I said hi" follow up.

[SARCASM]OH MY GOD! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO! SOME LAME REATARD ON A MESSAGE BOARD SAID HE’S FUCKING MY WIFE! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD![/SARCASM]

Is that the response you wanted MD8? Did that make you cream your shorts?
 
Trixie said:
I don't think you and I are on the same page here. Get your mind out of the cutter.


:D
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What happened to the LOL honey?

I wasn't thinking cutter, just burning.

Catch my drift honey?
 
Sarek said:
Oh. My. God. It's the dreaded Wal-Mart insult followed by the devastating "I fucked your wife, tell her I said hi" follow up.

[SARCASM]OH MY GOD! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO! SOME LAME REATARD ON A MESSAGE BOARD SAID HE’S FUCKING MY WIFE! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD![/SARCASM]

Is that the response you wanted MD8? Did that make you cream your shorts?
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Well fuck me and call you an idiot. You are the most easy target ever. Use drugs much?

what a fucker.
 
Bergerac said:
What happened to the LOL honey?

I wasn't thinking cutter, just burning.

Catch my drift honey?
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Who said I was your honey to begin with?


and I catch your drift. doesn't mean you are going to get lucky though.
 
Bergerac said:
Well fuck me and call you an idiot. You are the most easy target ever. Use drugs much?

what a fucker.
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Note to self: The clown is so retarded he doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm even as it's written out in front of him in bold letters.
 
Trixie said:
Who said I was your honey to begin with?


and I catch your drift. doesn't mean you are going to get lucky though.
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You didnt catch my drift honey, think again before I burn you.
 
Bergerac said:
You didnt catch my drift honey, think again before I burn you.
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You want to burn me? And I thought we were friends.



Sarek hey back off junior I'm the only one picking on berg tonight. If you want a chance then he can fit you in sometime next lifetime. have a nice wait.
 
Sarek said:
Note to self: The clown is so retarded he doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm even as it's written out in front of him in bold letters.
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I really like you. You remind me so much of what I was like when I was young and stupid. You are so incredibly inept that I am surprised the pressure of the air itself hasn't caved in your skull.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but i can't get my head that far up my ass. You are as cute as a bag of smashed assholes.

You remind me of one of those people in school that no one remembers.

Who the fuck are you again?
 
Sarek said:
Note to self: The clown is so retarded he doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm even as it's written out in front of him in bold letters.
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hmmm... talking to yourself again.

But I digress. Dogbert is the self-proclaimed king of sarcasm around here. I'd be careful of moving in on his territory. Or not, since you seem to have real trouble composing anything remotely sarcastic.
 
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